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Jake

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Appearances Over Time

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

We pull off to the side of this, almost like an ATV trail, maybe 10 feet wide that leads away from the village.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And we're just going to sit there on our rucksacks and joke around, enjoy the morning sun while they attack the village.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And then we'll get out of there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So we're sitting there on that ATV trail, joking around.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

My leg's propped up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And one side of the trail is a steep drop off, not quite cliff, but over a 45 degree angle, really rough terrain, thick woods.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And the other side is like a small rolling hill up with a little clearing between trees and stuff.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And we're sitting there and we hear just sticks breaking, coming up this real steep embankment.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And we're like, the Slovenians cannot be coming to attack us right now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

There's no way any person would even dare to climb up this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So the medic takes a few steps forward so he can see down this embankment.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

It's only 10 feet across maybe.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And he's met coming over the top just by this massive mountain bear.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

The biggest bear I've ever seen in my entire life.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Less than 10 feet from us, where we're sitting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

It was the loudest growl you've ever heard.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

No, all training rounds, simulation.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And even if we could, the fight or flight instinct, we all chose flight right away.