Jake

Fivish we bring up quite often on the show, but not Tom Skerritt. I'm sorry. You know, Tom Skerritt really, talk about privilege. I mean, that guy just coasted through. What did he ever do? Except just look like he belonged in overalls. And everything he ever did, that's an overall person right there. He seemed nice enough. But you know what? It was really about Kathy Baker, Ivish, and Maureen.

Who wants to eat their own nose?

Who wants to eat their own nose?

Who wants to eat their own nose?

That would be just weird. Oh my god, that guy's zombieing himself outside.

That would be just weird. Oh my god, that guy's zombieing himself outside.

That would be just weird. Oh my god, that guy's zombieing himself outside.

But you guys, this is how people get away with it. They're hot. Because if this was like a homeless man, nobody would be acting this way. And trust me, I live close enough to the 7-Eleven to know the difference. My friend, no one gives this poor man anything. He acted like I was a second coming when I gave him some Starbursts, okay? I was like, this poor guy gets nothing.

But you guys, this is how people get away with it. They're hot. Because if this was like a homeless man, nobody would be acting this way. And trust me, I live close enough to the 7-Eleven to know the difference. My friend, no one gives this poor man anything. He acted like I was a second coming when I gave him some Starbursts, okay? I was like, this poor guy gets nothing.

But you guys, this is how people get away with it. They're hot. Because if this was like a homeless man, nobody would be acting this way. And trust me, I live close enough to the 7-Eleven to know the difference. My friend, no one gives this poor man anything. He acted like I was a second coming when I gave him some Starbursts, okay? I was like, this poor guy gets nothing.

And sorry it wasn't money. I just didn't have any. He didn't have a Venmo. That is so true. But then my friends, Michael and Mike, they have a person who's currently without a home or whatever I'm supposed to say now. He is living outside their house. And he lives in his car. And they're like, that is the hottest guy ever. Oh, my God. Yeah. He's so hot. I'm like, this guy just coasts.

And sorry it wasn't money. I just didn't have any. He didn't have a Venmo. That is so true. But then my friends, Michael and Mike, they have a person who's currently without a home or whatever I'm supposed to say now. He is living outside their house. And he lives in his car. And they're like, that is the hottest guy ever. Oh, my God. Yeah. He's so hot. I'm like, this guy just coasts.

And sorry it wasn't money. I just didn't have any. He didn't have a Venmo. That is so true. But then my friends, Michael and Mike, they have a person who's currently without a home or whatever I'm supposed to say now. He is living outside their house. And he lives in his car. And they're like, that is the hottest guy ever. Oh, my God. Yeah. He's so hot. I'm like, this guy just coasts.

No one yells at him for parking there. No one's mean to him. I bet he has a Venmo because he's hot. And he's getting away with more.

No one yells at him for parking there. No one's mean to him. I bet he has a Venmo because he's hot. And he's getting away with more.

No one yells at him for parking there. No one's mean to him. I bet he has a Venmo because he's hot. And he's getting away with more.

Good for him.

Good for him.

Good for him.

Because you're hot. You know, it's hot privilege. And I'm sorry if the 7-Eleven guy hears this and is offended. It's not that you're not hot. I just mean, you know.