Jake

Because you're hot. You know, it's hot privilege. And I'm sorry if the 7-Eleven guy hears this and is offended. It's not that you're not hot. I just mean, you know.

Because you're hot. You know, it's hot privilege. And I'm sorry if the 7-Eleven guy hears this and is offended. It's not that you're not hot. I just mean, you know.

And, but you know what, can I just say as someone who's about to hit 50 at the end of this year, um, it's so hard because as you get older, you really do start craving candy. That's wrapped. Um, Like for whatever reason, it came out of, well, I've been having Werther's for a while because they have sugar-free Werther's that really, and I eat them like by the bag full.

And, but you know what, can I just say as someone who's about to hit 50 at the end of this year, um, it's so hard because as you get older, you really do start craving candy. That's wrapped. Um, Like for whatever reason, it came out of, well, I've been having Werther's for a while because they have sugar-free Werther's that really, and I eat them like by the bag full.

And, but you know what, can I just say as someone who's about to hit 50 at the end of this year, um, it's so hard because as you get older, you really do start craving candy. That's wrapped. Um, Like for whatever reason, it came out of, well, I've been having Werther's for a while because they have sugar-free Werther's that really, and I eat them like by the bag full.

I really eat a ton of Werther's. That was the first, that was my like entry level, you know, gateway drug. Then for some reason, one day I was like, I want a Starburst. And I got Starburst. I love Starburst. I'll eat two packages of that a day. I just love it. And now I love Reason, chocolate Reason. Those are also wrapped.

I really eat a ton of Werther's. That was the first, that was my like entry level, you know, gateway drug. Then for some reason, one day I was like, I want a Starburst. And I got Starburst. I love Starburst. I'll eat two packages of that a day. I just love it. And now I love Reason, chocolate Reason. Those are also wrapped.

I really eat a ton of Werther's. That was the first, that was my like entry level, you know, gateway drug. Then for some reason, one day I was like, I want a Starburst. And I got Starburst. I love Starburst. I'll eat two packages of that a day. I just love it. And now I love Reason, chocolate Reason. Those are also wrapped.

Everything I'm into now is wrapped candy. I don't know how it happened, but it's like evolution. You're moving into the Eurotrash version with Reason, too. Oh, it's so good. Here's the thing.

Everything I'm into now is wrapped candy. I don't know how it happened, but it's like evolution. You're moving into the Eurotrash version with Reason, too. Oh, it's so good. Here's the thing.

Everything I'm into now is wrapped candy. I don't know how it happened, but it's like evolution. You're moving into the Eurotrash version with Reason, too. Oh, it's so good. Here's the thing.

You can't do that with a Starburst. Those are waxy and they're stuck to the candy bin. You can't get them open slowly.

You can't do that with a Starburst. Those are waxy and they're stuck to the candy bin. You can't get them open slowly.

You can't do that with a Starburst. Those are waxy and they're stuck to the candy bin. You can't get them open slowly.

That might be better for me, actually. I'm going to do that around. It's putting me out of my misery. I can't eat them because of my braces.

That might be better for me, actually. I'm going to do that around. It's putting me out of my misery. I can't eat them because of my braces.

That might be better for me, actually. I'm going to do that around. It's putting me out of my misery. I can't eat them because of my braces.

I lived in Staten Island for a year. I miss it. What a place. Okay, so he's like, well, should we call the cops? And she's like, no, he overreacts. So they're like, what if he's dangerous? And then a server is like, your friend's eating the jellies. Why are we going to are we going to criminalize eating fucking jelly out of the packet to just put childhood me into prison?

I lived in Staten Island for a year. I miss it. What a place. Okay, so he's like, well, should we call the cops? And she's like, no, he overreacts. So they're like, what if he's dangerous? And then a server is like, your friend's eating the jellies. Why are we going to are we going to criminalize eating fucking jelly out of the packet to just put childhood me into prison?

I lived in Staten Island for a year. I miss it. What a place. Okay, so he's like, well, should we call the cops? And she's like, no, he overreacts. So they're like, what if he's dangerous? And then a server is like, your friend's eating the jellies. Why are we going to are we going to criminalize eating fucking jelly out of the packet to just put childhood me into prison?