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Jake

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I have to take over.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So as a Bravo team leader, now we're going to go in front and lead the way, but I have no idea where I am.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

No, because this guy was kind of being a baby about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And I was like, all right, you can wind around in the dark for the next six hours.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I'm not going to do that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So we have little Garmin GPSs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

The squad leader straps it to my wrist.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

He's like, you know how to use it?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

He's like, well, there's an arrow on it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Just follow the arrow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

It tells you how far, like, you know, 800 meters to go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

You can't mess it up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And I definitely messed it up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So after this mortar position, we have about a 10 minute walk to meet up back with the platoon.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And then I'll be in the back again and just follow them all the way to the village.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I can't mess it up for this 10 minute walkabout.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And again, it's rough terrain.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

It's slow moving.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I'm leaning this out and I'm just looking at my wrist, holding it in front of me, following the arrow.