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Jake

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3607 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Everyone has to get there by a certain time to be in their own position.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So we can all assaulted at the same time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So I just start walking up mountains, down mountains.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

It feels like it takes forever miles and miles.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I keep banging my leg on rocks and sticks and everything, and everyone's miserable, not just me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

So I'm like, I just can't wait to get here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And we get there a little early, just before the sun's starting to come up so we can see better.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

You don't really need your night vision goggles on anymore.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Everyone gets in position outside this village and we have maybe 30 minutes before everybody else is due at the village.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I roll over in my butt.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

Everybody's, you know, in their prone positions, facing out with their rifles, defending the middle.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And I finally look at my leg and I look down and my camo pants are just soaked in blood.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

My tan combat boots are the darkest red I've ever seen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

The pant legs are all torn up and tattered.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

My squad leader who's in charge of me is sitting right by me and he notices that I'm now looking at my leg.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

I peel back the fabric and I look and it's just this bubbling abyss of blood and sticks and rocks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

And I don't even know how big the wound is.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

There's blood everywhere.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

It looks like it stopped bleeding now, maybe a couple hours ago, but clearly a lot of blood loss.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Military

He says my face just goes instantly pale right away.