Jameela Jamil

It's so funny.

And it's not about, like, traumatic bad dates.

It's just about the silliest things we've ever done on the road to love or shagging or both.

Mm-hmm.

I didn't know about the first one.

Yes, yes, no.

I just made that up.

Everyone's looking for him.

Well, tell them the story.

He's a famous man.

Basically, there was an incident with him.

He took three steps into my apartment, passed out, and died.

had a seizure and all of his front teeth broke and flew across my apartment and I had to call 911 which was actually really exciting if you're English and you've seen it done in the movies but I did that the police come in and the ambulance and the fire brigade and everyone's trying to resuscitate him they bring him back too and they're like sir have you taken anything he's like yeah I've had a little bit of cocaine but I always take cocaine and I was like oh sure red flag red flag

And they were like, have you taken anything else?

And he was like, no.

And they start pulling the blanket over his body.

And as they go past his penis, he gets rock hard.

Toothless and disgrace.

Such a beautiful first date story.

Is it Chris Pine?