James Acaster

I'm all right.

Your dream drink, Amy.

It's all going well until you described it.

They should put that in a candle.

So just because some listeners might be thinking ashtrays smell disgusting.

What would you say to those people?

I've never licked one.

See, yeah, if you were saying it's got that smoky burnt flavour of like, maybe like if you, like a campfire or a fire, I'd be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

The ashtray is what's throwing me.

Well, you can say it all you like.

The inside of a hot car.

No, not really.

The inside of a hot car, the outside.

Now you've lost me.

One of my favourite things in life is Ed talking to me like he isn't about to fall in the same hole as me.

many many times James this is what it feels like to be talking to you and he's in the pit with me not knowing what the fuck is going on I'm so sorry James I've broken my leg but I just yeah I think I can't think of a comparative taste that describes something as well as the smell of ashtrays there's no way there's no way Packham's staying on this boat

There's somewhere in Truro where I got a drink that was so good.

I don't think I'm staying in Truro.

I'm going to have to stay in Truro.

You've got to stay in Truro, man.