James Buckley

I'm a bit worried about this coming up, mate.

I don't know.

You do not.

um don't burden that wee puppy with your shit he's great and he looks at me he does he does stuff like i talk to him this is what i'm saying i know you don't believe me as well this is what i'm saying if you when you leave the house if you came home and i didn't hear you open the door and you saw me talking to the dog you'd be like i've got to get like this has got to stop this is too much i don't talk to him i chat to him sometimes he like puts like i talk about something he puts his little paw on me and i go

I know, he loves that.

There's been a couple of times where he's timed that really perfect and I go, yeah, no, no, it'll be all right, won't it?

We'll be all right.

We'll get there in the end.

He's really good.

Yeah.

I think you'd be a cat.

You'd definitely be a cat.

Yeah.

Well, you have the attributes of the cat there.

I see what you're saying, yeah.

Sort of cold.

Like, will let you stroke them if they're really in the mood.

But other than that, every now and again, affectionate to keep you going.

But most of the time, just, like, might fucking claw me at some point.

No, I don't want the golden retriever thing.