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The Buckleys

No Sex, Just City

13 May 2026

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Chapter 1: Is fish considered meat?

0.031 - 2.312 James Buckley

I do. I sit there and I talk.

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2.663 - 7.17 Unknown

The area you're getting into is that you're starting to wait for an answer back.

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7.911 - 10.835 James Buckley

Is this... Can you just do that? Can you just buy a f***ing emu egg?

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11.096 - 16.805 Unknown

That can't be right. And it is you. We are talking about you. Sort yourself out. You're in public.

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17.085 - 27.26 James Buckley

We are quite used to parrots swearing, but we've never had five saying f*** off at the same time. I do think vegetarians do just go, I'm just fruit or veg, baby.

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LAUGHTER

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James just had a little diva tantrum.

34.907 - 35.888 James Buckley

I didn't have a diva tantrum.

Chapter 2: What annoys Clair about commuters?

35.908 - 37.11 James Buckley

I didn't have a diva tantrum.

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He said, this beer's not good enough, get me another one right now.

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That's not what happened at all. That's not what happened. And you know that's not what happened.

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And you made somebody go back it.

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45.102 - 48.908 James Buckley

You didn't make anyone do anything. You made Alex go back it. No, it's because we've got such a great team.

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Look at him, I think he's been crying.

50.129 - 54.436 James Buckley

No, it's because we've got such a great team. All I said was, oh, beer's a bit warm.

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Yeah.

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Jumped up. Can we get you another one?

Chapter 3: How does James use his dog for therapy?

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I was going, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. I'll still drink it, don't worry. But because we've got people that are on it here, I've now got a nice cold beer.

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Yeah.

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The beer that I opened has gone back in the fridge. Yeah. I'll get to that.

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Okay.

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When we record the next episode.

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But... Yeah, carry on.

74.165 - 89.852 James Buckley

Come on. And I was going, no, leave it. Actually leave it. Because... Because they did go... Threw your weight around a little bit. I made a little face. I didn't really... Because they went... No, you said, this beer's warm. I said, oh, beer's a bit warm. Do you want us to get you another one? Look how changing how he talks.

Chapter 4: What are some of the funniest animal stories shared?

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Do you want us to get you another one? Oh, sorry, the beer's a bit warm. What I should have said was, no, it's fine, straight away. Yeah, you should have. But they went, do you want us to get you another one? And I went...

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no it's fine and it was just that little pause where my brain should have been quicker get your ass out there now before i fire you because my brain works in real time i don't have sort of just conceptual thoughts everything in my brain is a conversation yeah so in my brain it was like i do want another one i do want a colder one but i don't want to send someone because that looks bad

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But you did.

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Because I thought all that in that time. It was like, right, we'll get you an old one. I was like, oh, okay. Anyway. You happy? I am happy.

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132.67 - 133.711 Claire Buckley

You're right, yeah.

133.732 - 138.939 James Buckley

Like, I am happy. Beer cold enough. Beer's well cold now, and it's the unfilled one as well. Is it a bit too cold? It's a bit too chilly.

Chapter 5: What unique pet idea does James propose?

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I thought so.

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139.901 - 158.859 James Buckley

It's great. Shall we do this? Sure. Hello. Welcome to the Buckleys. This is a podcast... Fact. That's a different one, isn't it? That's the other one I'll do. This is a podcast where we sit down, have a chat, moan a bit, and invite you into our lives.

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Before we do get into it, I just want to remind you that you can get in touch with your stories and questions for us by emailing thebuckleys at platformmedia.uk or you can message us at thebuckleyspod on Instagram and TikTok. Don't forget to follow and subscribe to the show on Spotify or whatever podcast app that you like to use.

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And if you do enjoy the show, give us a little good review with five stars and all that stuff. That'd be great. Claire, how are you?

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181.261 - 181.741 Claire Buckley

I'm all right.

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Just all right?

183.424 - 183.764 Claire Buckley

Yeah.

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On a scale of one to ten, where are you sitting?

Chapter 6: How does the Buckleys interact with their listeners?

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Where are you sitting right now? One being not good, ten being really great. Six.

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Right. That's a podcast answer. I know that fact. That's a showbiz answer. What's your real... Where are you really sitting?

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Five.

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That's still a lie.

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No, I'm all right. I'm fine. But, like... Well, I don't feel too well, but I'm all right.

219.451 - 221.814 James Buckley

We nearly missed the train today, didn't we? I was a bit late.

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I was running a bit late today. Yeah. Um... You're so annoying.

Chapter 7: What are the challenges of being a dog owner?

227.454 - 232.2 James Buckley

Why am I annoying? You really are. I'm asking how you are. I'm asking how you're feeling. We're all interested. I'm fine. I'm interested.

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Our listeners are interested. I've got a little bit of a sore belly, but I'm fine.

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Yes.

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And I would be better if I didn't have to come and do this with you.

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Yeah, but you have to.

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I have to.

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Anything annoy you? There was that bloke. I mean, I don't even know how we begin to start.

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Oh, God.

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There was a lot. I feel like we do the same thing all the time.

Chapter 8: How do the Buckleys navigate public annoyances?

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But people are so fucking annoying.

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We are just like, it is just so easy to irritate me in public.

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He, James.

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There was a big list of stuff going on.

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He was irritating. He was ridiculous.

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It was a bloke on the platform. It's not the hottest day ever.

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No, it's not.

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And he wasn't wearing a coat. All he was wearing was a white dress shirt. And there was definitely no vest underneath.

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No, I can see his nipples.

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