James McHugh

Sorry to break that to you.

There's a game where... So they're losing 2-0 to Brazil.

There's a free kick and then they're lining up in a wall and this must be like the last sort of 20 minutes of the game.

So, you know, never have there been higher stakes really for the Zaire players.

One of them, a defender called Mwepu Ilunga just runs out before the whistle's gone and just boots the ball upfield.

And the BBC spin this as like...

native confusion doesn't know the rules oh doesn't know the rules now I genuinely thought that's what this was until yesterday at the World Cup

listen to a podcast and oh no it was because this is brilliant i love this native confusion story no because when i what i remember this from watching the uh fifa sanctioned box set history of the world cup when i was a kid and and barry davis goes oh bless him he doesn't even know the rules or whatever uh but actually it turns out he was just trying to save his own life time wasting he was time wasting yeah because the other thing i heard there was he was like trying to humiliate

Anyway, let's get to South America.

1978, Argentina.

This is an absolute powder keg.

Sure.

The Hiroshima of the invasion of Port Stanley is only four years away.

One of many British Hiroshimas.

Yeah.

I've lost count of how many Hiroshima's there's been in this series.

So there's a military hunter.

And these guys are... They're not good guys.

They're not good guys.

They're chucking left-wing students out of helicopters, which I do, to be fair, is quite funny.