Jamie Loftus

And I would get all the free drinks, which came in glasses a lot of the time.

And I would keep the glasses.

And so I was able to furnish my apartment with stolen Las Vegas glasses.

I would get up to the floors where there were the nicer hotel rooms and I would find all the people who'd set out their plates and stuff from like room service and I would just take those and take them back to my house.

Asshole.

The point I want to make, Jamie, is that what I just described to you, my Vegas strategy, has made me infinitely more money in net profit than Samuel Bankman Freed is actually going to make in cryptocurrencies.

Yes.

He's probably afraid of them.

But I am fine with asking women for a free drink as long as I'm paying at the penny slots, you know, so it's not weird.

Feminist icon, Robert Evans.

Getting those shitty Vegas Irish coffees because they come in the glasses I want the most.

Yeah, but I like the glasses they used to come in.

Well, you know, Jamie, that's why they call me a hero.

Nobody does that.

The Mahatma Gandhi of the West, they call me.

The Jesus Christ of podcasting.

These are all things people call me.

James Sof.

Anyway, let's continue.

That sounds right.