Jamie Loftus

Like, I have no evidence that he did, and I haven't seen it.

Oh, okay, one of those.

So when I say stuff like he felt like that, or when I say stuff like he felt unfulfilled at Jane Street, that doesn't mean he actually did, because we are at present reliant on a lot of reporting from back when this kid was the toast of Wall Street.

Now, after his life fell apart and his company crashed and it became clear that he was a financial criminal, it also came out that the guy who wrote the big short has been following him for six months.

So...

I suspect at some point that's going to be fun.

We're all going to be in for a real treat when that book hits.

And also, if you're an investor, shouldn't

Like it's somebody involved in one of these companies probably should have been able to find out like, oh, hey, the big short guys hanging out with him.

That probably means this is a giant financial crime.

That guy's not going to just hang out with a dude who's good at legally making money to write about how good he is at making money legally.

That's not Michael Lewis's beat.

Yeah.

Michael Lewis, aren't you the guy who only writes about financial crimes on like a gigantic scale?

Yeah, she just really liked this guy's attitude towards altruism.

So anyway, yeah, anyway, here's how that, again, very dick writing PR flack motherfucker wrote about what happens next.

Quote, he was, he realized, too secure.

SPF's mind had been trained almost from birth to calculate.

As a schoolboy, the hedonic calculus of utilitarianism had him trying to maximize the utility function measured in utils, of course, for abortion.

During his teenage game... I know, I know.