Jan Arden

And they literally kind of made fun, I'd rather sit and watch my dog take a shit than go to Coachella.

However, I did seek out...

You know, one of the more famous pairings was, of course, Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna.

And the crowd went absolutely crazy.

I watched, you know, a couple of minutes of it.

And, you know, A, Madonna looks fucking fierce.

Her body, she works so hard.

You know, say what you will about plastic surgery.

You really can't do that with a body.

A body requires fitness, working out, weightlifting, cardio, a constant attention to your food and nutrition and how you look after yourself.

So kudos to Madonna.

And, you know, she held her own.

And to have a song like that played to tens of thousands of people that they know every word...

So crazy.

To have one of those songs in your career.

And she's got 30 of those songs in her career.

So it was impressive and very cool to see.

Oh, Lord.

Well, me, I'd be out there with Bette Midler, or I'd be up there with Barbra Streisand, or I'd be up there with James Taylor.

I'd be up there with Cat Stevens.