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Jan Böhmermann

👤 Speaker
6711 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

You know that I'm moved. But it's been forever. But it's just not that easy to get a so-called appointment at the civil service. Because there are no appointments. You can't just go there, get a note from them and then re-register. Because somehow they're all...

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

You know that I'm moved. But it's been forever. But it's just not that easy to get a so-called appointment at the civil service. Because there are no appointments. You can't just go there, get a note from them and then re-register. Because somehow they're all...

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Now it's digital, yes, because it's completely collapsed. But that has just crossed itself with my appointment, which I got three weeks ago. You get a six-digit number, you have to be at 10.47 a.m. in the civil service, where was that, where I was? Pankow, I think. Bürgeramt Pankow or Spandau? Pankow, Pankow.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Now it's digital, yes, because it's completely collapsed. But that has just crossed itself with my appointment, which I got three weeks ago. You get a six-digit number, you have to be at 10.47 a.m. in the civil service, where was that, where I was? Pankow, I think. Bürgeramt Pankow or Spandau? Pankow, Pankow.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Now it's digital, yes, because it's completely collapsed. But that has just crossed itself with my appointment, which I got three weeks ago. You get a six-digit number, you have to be at 10.47 a.m. in the civil service, where was that, where I was? Pankow, I think. Bürgeramt Pankow or Spandau? Pankow, Pankow.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

I was at the Bürgeramt, checked everything at 10.47 am, because I didn't want to be too late. I sat in the overcrowded waiting room and these six-digit numbers were counted. Of course, I was already there at 10.30 am, because I didn't want to miss it, not at all. Because I'm not sure how often this number is shown again, if you're not there on time at 10.47 am.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

I was at the Bürgeramt, checked everything at 10.47 am, because I didn't want to be too late. I sat in the overcrowded waiting room and these six-digit numbers were counted. Of course, I was already there at 10.30 am, because I didn't want to miss it, not at all. Because I'm not sure how often this number is shown again, if you're not there on time at 10.47 am.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

I was at the Bürgeramt, checked everything at 10.47 am, because I didn't want to be too late. I sat in the overcrowded waiting room and these six-digit numbers were counted. Of course, I was already there at 10.30 am, because I didn't want to miss it, not at all. Because I'm not sure how often this number is shown again, if you're not there on time at 10.47 am.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Also habe ich mich da früh hingesetzt und es war 10.47 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 10.57 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.07 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.17 Uhr, meine Nummer kam immer noch nicht. Ich bin dann in die lange Schlange, habe ich mich angestellt, zur Information. Es gibt auch eine sogenannte Information.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Also habe ich mich da früh hingesetzt und es war 10.47 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 10.57 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.07 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.17 Uhr, meine Nummer kam immer noch nicht. Ich bin dann in die lange Schlange, habe ich mich angestellt, zur Information. Es gibt auch eine sogenannte Information.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Also habe ich mich da früh hingesetzt und es war 10.47 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 10.57 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.07 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.17 Uhr, meine Nummer kam immer noch nicht. Ich bin dann in die lange Schlange, habe ich mich angestellt, zur Information. Es gibt auch eine sogenannte Information.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Exactly. It's really, I was, and I've already sweated again, I'm not made for such things. There are certain things, standing in a snake for a long time in a bio-company, I'm not the type for this. And just like at the civil service office.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Exactly. It's really, I was, and I've already sweated again, I'm not made for such things. There are certain things, standing in a snake for a long time in a bio-company, I'm not the type for this. And just like at the civil service office.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Exactly. It's really, I was, and I've already sweated again, I'm not made for such things. There are certain things, standing in a snake for a long time in a bio-company, I'm not the type for this. And just like at the civil service office.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Yeah, I was just thinking if you've ever done something like that in your life. No, why?

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Yeah, I was just thinking if you've ever done something like that in your life. No, why?

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Yeah, I was just thinking if you've ever done something like that in your life. No, why?

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

All civil servants are with me.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

All civil servants are with me.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

All civil servants are with me.