Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?
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Ja, hier sind der Weißclown und der dumme August. Hier sind Fest und Flauschig am Sonntag, den 20. Oktober 2024 bei Spotify und überall, wo es sonst Podcasts gibt. Mein Name ist Jan Böhmermann.
My name is Olli Schulz, a wonderful good morning also from my side. I am the co-pilot of this whole story. Will you try to drag me on the side of Jan Böhmermann through a 90-minute podcast today?
No, I was more in the mood to be the co-pilot today.
I wanted to go into your hands again today, because I thought that would be a Jan Böhmermann broadcast. I talked a lot in the last broadcast. Many say, give Böhmermann a little more time to breathe. No, I want to hold back today.
I want to sit on the passenger seat today and you drive today, because you are a much better car. No, not the better one, but the driver who risks more.
I'm the one who risks more in road traffic, but at the moment I haven't been flashed once since I got my driver's license again. What do you mean?
You haven't been flashed once in three weeks? What's going on?
In three months, Jan. In three months. I think I've been flashed since January 1st or January 1st. No, I don't know. At some point I got this driver's license again. And since then I've been driving much more carefully. This MPU, I really got stuck with it. When I talked to this strict psychologist and she really looked deep into my soul, I realized, again, you don't want to let it all go over you. That's why it was really cutting-edge. But let's talk about the normal things right away. Jan, how was your week? You look tired.
I'm actually very tired. We had a very exhausting show recording week this week. And that's always the case when we do a show. Thursday is always the great party day, where we record it and where everyone is in the studio and everything is exciting. But it was a very strenuous preparation this week, because it's always super, super simple legal topics. All these confrontations that have to go out to the people for weeks in advance, the questions you have to ask them and so on. So it was really very exhausting and I really talked a little bit. I had one session after the other. And I'm a little bit like, oh, I'm actually tired of holidays. But unfortunately, I don't have any holidays. Me neither.
I've been confronted the whole last week with these things that you do that don't really make much fun of you. I had to report to the civil service, Jan.
Are you already moved again or why?
You know that I'm moved. But it's been forever. But it's just not that easy to get a so-called appointment at the civil service. Because there are no appointments. You can't just go there, get a note from them and then re-register. Because somehow they're all...
But it's all online now, I've read. In Berlin it's completely switched to digital, you can sign up online.
Now it's digital, yes, because it's completely collapsed. But that has just crossed itself with my appointment, which I got three weeks ago. You get a six-digit number, you have to be at 10.47 a.m. in the civil service, where was that, where I was? Pankow, I think. Bürgeramt Pankow or Spandau? Pankow, Pankow. I was at the Bürgeramt, checked everything at 10.47 am, because I didn't want to be too late. I sat in the overcrowded waiting room and these six-digit numbers were counted. Of course, I was already there at 10.30 am, because I didn't want to miss it, not at all. Because I'm not sure how often this number is shown again, if you're not there on time at 10.47 am.
Also habe ich mich da früh hingesetzt und es war 10.47 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 10.57 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.07 Uhr, meine Nummer kam nicht. Es war 11.17 Uhr, meine Nummer kam immer noch nicht. Ich bin dann in die lange Schlange, habe ich mich angestellt, zur Information. Es gibt auch eine sogenannte Information.
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