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Jan Böhmermann

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6711 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And then another one can say to me, hey, that's a pop band in the meantime, but when I hear that, I get cold shits. I could talk about it for 20 minutes now, I don't want to. But Chris Martin, the song when he came together with Gwyneth Paltrow, that's what he needed artistically. To be honest, because then there was only Vogue, then there was organic soup cooking for Instagram.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Oh, Vogue. Vogue. Then here's another picture. Not with Vogue, not with... Yeah, Vogue. Ah, the Vogue. Vogue, exactly. Vogue. The Vogue. Then here, then here, the sweetest couple and so on. They haven't been together for a long time. The problem is, Coldplay tried everything. They even made another band record five years ago. But even that sucks.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Oh, Vogue. Vogue. Then here's another picture. Not with Vogue, not with... Yeah, Vogue. Ah, the Vogue. Vogue, exactly. Vogue. The Vogue. Then here, then here, the sweetest couple and so on. They haven't been together for a long time. The problem is, Coldplay tried everything. They even made another band record five years ago. But even that sucks.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Oh, Vogue. Vogue. Then here's another picture. Not with Vogue, not with... Yeah, Vogue. Ah, the Vogue. Vogue, exactly. Vogue. The Vogue. Then here, then here, the sweetest couple and so on. They haven't been together for a long time. The problem is, Coldplay tried everything. They even made another band record five years ago. But even that sucks.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Somehow the magic came to their hands, which they had on their first sensational, still audible, good record. But who am I to decide that? Yes, but you have canceled it now. Officially it is now considered... Here, day 24. Olli Schulz cancels Coldplay. Too bad. Such a controversial band, but... Offset ban. Berlin ban. Olli Schulz and Flair give Coldplay a Berlin ban. Okay.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Somehow the magic came to their hands, which they had on their first sensational, still audible, good record. But who am I to decide that? Yes, but you have canceled it now. Officially it is now considered... Here, day 24. Olli Schulz cancels Coldplay. Too bad. Such a controversial band, but... Offset ban. Berlin ban. Olli Schulz and Flair give Coldplay a Berlin ban. Okay.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Somehow the magic came to their hands, which they had on their first sensational, still audible, good record. But who am I to decide that? Yes, but you have canceled it now. Officially it is now considered... Here, day 24. Olli Schulz cancels Coldplay. Too bad. Such a controversial band, but... Offset ban. Berlin ban. Olli Schulz and Flair give Coldplay a Berlin ban. Okay.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

By the way, Frede, that was your intro today.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

By the way, Frede, that was your intro today.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

By the way, Frede, that was your intro today.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

They are also really colored in a strange way.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

They are also really colored in a strange way.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

They are also really colored in a strange way.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

My diet has changed completely. An English breakfast in the morning with eggs, beans and these fat sausages, the day is over for me. Then I get diarrhea and have to go straight to the toilet. The gut doesn't take it anymore. I need a muesli in the morning. I've become a muesli eater. Do you also snuggle a few meters of tires with chia seeds, with everything around it?

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

My diet has changed completely. An English breakfast in the morning with eggs, beans and these fat sausages, the day is over for me. Then I get diarrhea and have to go straight to the toilet. The gut doesn't take it anymore. I need a muesli in the morning. I've become a muesli eater. Do you also snuggle a few meters of tires with chia seeds, with everything around it?

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

My diet has changed completely. An English breakfast in the morning with eggs, beans and these fat sausages, the day is over for me. Then I get diarrhea and have to go straight to the toilet. The gut doesn't take it anymore. I need a muesli in the morning. I've become a muesli eater. Do you also snuggle a few meters of tires with chia seeds, with everything around it?

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

If it wasn't so Kai Pflaume-like, then I would like to photograph people's breakfast plates in the morning and then write delicious things about it.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

If it wasn't so Kai Pflaume-like, then I would like to photograph people's breakfast plates in the morning and then write delicious things about it.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

If it wasn't so Kai Pflaume-like, then I would like to photograph people's breakfast plates in the morning and then write delicious things about it.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Ja, immer noch gerne. Darüber reden wir dann nochmal. Weil das, was du gerade besprochen hast, das bringt uns nämlich gleich nach der Pause zu einer Lieblingsrubrik. Und zwar die großen fünf machen wir heute mal wieder. Deswegen alle zu Hause nochmal schön jetzt Füße putzen, sich aufs Bett packen. Hier kommt eure Lieblingsrubrik. Und wir machen ganz kurz Pause erstmal. Bis gleich.