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Jan Böhmermann

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6711 total appearances

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Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Es geht um den berühmten letzten Tropfen nach dem Urinieren. Wir kennen es alle. Siebenmal geschüttelt, im Kreis gedreht, auf den Beinen gehüpft und trotzdem geht der letzte Tropfen in die Hose. Der Griff des heiligen Johannes ist die Lösung. Ein beherzter Griff unter den Hoden und mit zwei Fingern kräftig auf den Damm drücken. You know it, of course, the part between the scrotum and the sputum.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Es geht um den berühmten letzten Tropfen nach dem Urinieren. Wir kennen es alle. Siebenmal geschüttelt, im Kreis gedreht, auf den Beinen gehüpft und trotzdem geht der letzte Tropfen in die Hose. Der Griff des heiligen Johannes ist die Lösung. Ein beherzter Griff unter den Hoden und mit zwei Fingern kräftig auf den Damm drücken. You know it, of course, the part between the scrotum and the sputum.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

The sputum is the rectum, right? Yeah, the sputum is the rectum. Or also between the sac and the buttock. There runs the hair tube, in which the last drop falls, and which you can promote with a pressure to the outside. After that, of course, washing your hands. Super many men who still don't do that after the toilet. But that's not all.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

The sputum is the rectum, right? Yeah, the sputum is the rectum. Or also between the sac and the buttock. There runs the hair tube, in which the last drop falls, and which you can promote with a pressure to the outside. After that, of course, washing your hands. Super many men who still don't do that after the toilet. But that's not all.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

The sputum is the rectum, right? Yeah, the sputum is the rectum. Or also between the sac and the buttock. There runs the hair tube, in which the last drop falls, and which you can promote with a pressure to the outside. After that, of course, washing your hands. Super many men who still don't do that after the toilet. But that's not all.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

You're supposed to do the push-up, but you're supposed to wash your hands. So that helps to get the last drops out. But that's not all. It can also play a role in masturbation and sexual intercourse, because in the orgasm of the man, the sperm is pumped out through the same channels. If you press it hard during the orgasm, the sperm is not transported outside, but into the bladder.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

You're supposed to do the push-up, but you're supposed to wash your hands. So that helps to get the last drops out. But that's not all. It can also play a role in masturbation and sexual intercourse, because in the orgasm of the man, the sperm is pumped out through the same channels. If you press it hard during the orgasm, the sperm is not transported outside, but into the bladder.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

You're supposed to do the push-up, but you're supposed to wash your hands. So that helps to get the last drops out. But that's not all. It can also play a role in masturbation and sexual intercourse, because in the orgasm of the man, the sperm is pumped out through the same channels. If you press it hard during the orgasm, the sperm is not transported outside, but into the bladder.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

So to speak, at the intersection to the back and at the next urination. In addition, pressing can also stimulate and above all, no acidity. Maybe you already know that. But maybe not. Then I can give some listeners something more. It has changed my world in any case. I love to hear your show. Greetings, Lukas.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

So to speak, at the intersection to the back and at the next urination. In addition, pressing can also stimulate and above all, no acidity. Maybe you already know that. But maybe not. Then I can give some listeners something more. It has changed my world in any case. I love to hear your show. Greetings, Lukas.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

So to speak, at the intersection to the back and at the next urination. In addition, pressing can also stimulate and above all, no acidity. Maybe you already know that. But maybe not. Then I can give some listeners something more. It has changed my world in any case. I love to hear your show. Greetings, Lukas.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Hey, mom, can I still look at the spundloch from the 70s?

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Hey, mom, can I still look at the spundloch from the 70s?

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

Hey, mom, can I still look at the spundloch from the 70s?

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

I also think it's a shame. We'll probably talk about it again, not at the end of the show, but we'll talk about it. We're both HelloSpencer fans. That will be another topic here. That's it for today. Thank you very much for being with us again. When we talk to each other about the head and collar, we share our most secret wishes with you, our longings, but also talk about Spundloch.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

I also think it's a shame. We'll probably talk about it again, not at the end of the show, but we'll talk about it. We're both HelloSpencer fans. That will be another topic here. That's it for today. Thank you very much for being with us again. When we talk to each other about the head and collar, we share our most secret wishes with you, our longings, but also talk about Spundloch.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

I also think it's a shame. We'll probably talk about it again, not at the end of the show, but we'll talk about it. We're both HelloSpencer fans. That will be another topic here. That's it for today. Thank you very much for being with us again. When we talk to each other about the head and collar, we share our most secret wishes with you, our longings, but also talk about Spundloch.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And that's why we wish you a nice week. Thank you for listening and say... Have a nice week. See you next time. Hear you next time.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And that's why we wish you a nice week. Thank you for listening and say... Have a nice week. See you next time. Hear you next time.

Fest & Flauschig
Wie wollt Ihr mich f*cken, Instagram?

And that's why we wish you a nice week. Thank you for listening and say... Have a nice week. See you next time. Hear you next time.