Jane Doe
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Well, once you're in the bank and in that room, no one sees you. Yeah. But to get to there. Yeah. People can see you. Right.
So we got to go through two locked doors. And then as soon as you open that second door, the alarms on. Right. So anyways, we're trying to figure this stuff out. Well, for some reason, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I'm just going to say for some reason, we decided to go past our rules of 5 a.m. and do it around, I think it was 1230 in the morning or something.
So we got to go through two locked doors. And then as soon as you open that second door, the alarms on. Right. So anyways, we're trying to figure this stuff out. Well, for some reason, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I'm just going to say for some reason, we decided to go past our rules of 5 a.m. and do it around, I think it was 1230 in the morning or something.
So we got to go through two locked doors. And then as soon as you open that second door, the alarms on. Right. So anyways, we're trying to figure this stuff out. Well, for some reason, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I'm just going to say for some reason, we decided to go past our rules of 5 a.m. and do it around, I think it was 1230 in the morning or something.
Well, it was a fucking Saturday night. and the jurisdiction that we were in had a police helicopter, and it just so happened that he was up in the air at that exact moment. So when we went into the bank, we had set the door, the motion on the door to go into the room, and then once we put the heat to the safe, They fucking set the heat sensor off inside of the safe, right?
Well, it was a fucking Saturday night. and the jurisdiction that we were in had a police helicopter, and it just so happened that he was up in the air at that exact moment. So when we went into the bank, we had set the door, the motion on the door to go into the room, and then once we put the heat to the safe, They fucking set the heat sensor off inside of the safe, right?
Well, it was a fucking Saturday night. and the jurisdiction that we were in had a police helicopter, and it just so happened that he was up in the air at that exact moment. So when we went into the bank, we had set the door, the motion on the door to go into the room, and then once we put the heat to the safe, They fucking set the heat sensor off inside of the safe, right?
And then there was a motion detector in that room too. So three alarms are going off. So they know that there's somebody in the room. It's not a false alarm on one thing. So they know. And within the last, you know, 60 days, there'd been eight other attempts. And this is number nine.
And then there was a motion detector in that room too. So three alarms are going off. So they know that there's somebody in the room. It's not a false alarm on one thing. So they know. And within the last, you know, 60 days, there'd been eight other attempts. And this is number nine.
And then there was a motion detector in that room too. So three alarms are going off. So they know that there's somebody in the room. It's not a false alarm on one thing. So they know. And within the last, you know, 60 days, there'd been eight other attempts. And this is number nine.
And this is in the greater Toronto area, which is a city of like 3 million people or 4 million people or whatever, right? So they know that it's on. So the fucking helicopter just went and moved over on his little joystick and hovered over top of the bank. So we come out of the bank, and we're getting away. We go through this subdivision.
And this is in the greater Toronto area, which is a city of like 3 million people or 4 million people or whatever, right? So they know that it's on. So the fucking helicopter just went and moved over on his little joystick and hovered over top of the bank. So we come out of the bank, and we're getting away. We go through this subdivision.
And this is in the greater Toronto area, which is a city of like 3 million people or 4 million people or whatever, right? So they know that it's on. So the fucking helicopter just went and moved over on his little joystick and hovered over top of the bank. So we come out of the bank, and we're getting away. We go through this subdivision.
I pull up to a light, and I said to my partner, I'm like, that's a cop right there. He's like, no, no, no, relax. I'm like, that's a fucking cop, bro. We got to go. No, no, relax, relax. So unfortunately, I listened to him. Not that it would have mattered too much, but I listened to him. So I'm driving. Anyways, I got all the way up to the main highway.
I pull up to a light, and I said to my partner, I'm like, that's a cop right there. He's like, no, no, no, relax. I'm like, that's a fucking cop, bro. We got to go. No, no, relax, relax. So unfortunately, I listened to him. Not that it would have mattered too much, but I listened to him. So I'm driving. Anyways, I got all the way up to the main highway.
I pull up to a light, and I said to my partner, I'm like, that's a cop right there. He's like, no, no, no, relax. I'm like, that's a fucking cop, bro. We got to go. No, no, relax, relax. So unfortunately, I listened to him. Not that it would have mattered too much, but I listened to him. So I'm driving. Anyways, I got all the way up to the main highway.
As soon as I got on the on-ramp, I fucking tore it. Well, sure enough, the lights come on. So we get into the chase. And by this point, I don't know that there's a helicopter on us, right? So we go on the highway, and I come off the highway. And I'll send you the video so you get the link so you can see the full thing. But anyway, I fucking blew the cops away. We're gone, right?
As soon as I got on the on-ramp, I fucking tore it. Well, sure enough, the lights come on. So we get into the chase. And by this point, I don't know that there's a helicopter on us, right? So we go on the highway, and I come off the highway. And I'll send you the video so you get the link so you can see the full thing. But anyway, I fucking blew the cops away. We're gone, right?
As soon as I got on the on-ramp, I fucking tore it. Well, sure enough, the lights come on. So we get into the chase. And by this point, I don't know that there's a helicopter on us, right? So we go on the highway, and I come off the highway. And I'll send you the video so you get the link so you can see the full thing. But anyway, I fucking blew the cops away. We're gone, right?
My partner is watching out the back window. no cop in sight. There's no one near us. We're safe. So I go in and go through a bunch of streets and houses. I park in a fucking laneway. We get out. We hop in the backyard. Sitting in the backyard and all of a sudden I can see the fucking lights bouncing. There's a school behind us.