Jane Doe

My partner is watching out the back window. no cop in sight. There's no one near us. We're safe. So I go in and go through a bunch of streets and houses. I park in a fucking laneway. We get out. We hop in the backyard. Sitting in the backyard and all of a sudden I can see the fucking lights bouncing. There's a school behind us.

My partner is watching out the back window. no cop in sight. There's no one near us. We're safe. So I go in and go through a bunch of streets and houses. I park in a fucking laneway. We get out. We hop in the backyard. Sitting in the backyard and all of a sudden I can see the fucking lights bouncing. There's a school behind us.

I can see the lights from the cherries bouncing off the school behind us. I'm like, what the fuck, man? How do they know, right? It must just be random. Well, it ain't random. All of a sudden, I hear this noise, and I look up. There's a helicopter. Oh, fuck. I don't know how far up, but he's right above us hovering. I'm like, oh, dude, we're fucked. It's over. We're done.

I can see the lights from the cherries bouncing off the school behind us. I'm like, what the fuck, man? How do they know, right? It must just be random. Well, it ain't random. All of a sudden, I hear this noise, and I look up. There's a helicopter. Oh, fuck. I don't know how far up, but he's right above us hovering. I'm like, oh, dude, we're fucked. It's over. We're done.

I can see the lights from the cherries bouncing off the school behind us. I'm like, what the fuck, man? How do they know, right? It must just be random. Well, it ain't random. All of a sudden, I hear this noise, and I look up. There's a helicopter. Oh, fuck. I don't know how far up, but he's right above us hovering. I'm like, oh, dude, we're fucked. It's over. We're done.

And so, yeah, I tried to run. When you see the video, you'll see me hobble over the fence.

And so, yeah, I tried to run. When you see the video, you'll see me hobble over the fence.

And so, yeah, I tried to run. When you see the video, you'll see me hobble over the fence.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny that anybody that knew me, because my legs didn't really bend then, so you could see the way I was running, it was pretty odd. They're like, oh, we know that was you. So then I took me down to the ground and punched my fucking face in and arrested me and charged me with nine bank machines and high-speed chase. And I ended up getting three and a half years for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny that anybody that knew me, because my legs didn't really bend then, so you could see the way I was running, it was pretty odd. They're like, oh, we know that was you. So then I took me down to the ground and punched my fucking face in and arrested me and charged me with nine bank machines and high-speed chase. And I ended up getting three and a half years for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny that anybody that knew me, because my legs didn't really bend then, so you could see the way I was running, it was pretty odd. They're like, oh, we know that was you. So then I took me down to the ground and punched my fucking face in and arrested me and charged me with nine bank machines and high-speed chase. And I ended up getting three and a half years for that.

I did two and a half of the three. Three and a half. Really? Yeah. Yeah. In Canada, on any time, you do two-thirds, and then the last third is good time, basically. In the provincial system, it's good time. So they could take your good time to get into a fight or whatever. They could take that away. The federal system, it's not. It's called statutory release.

I did two and a half of the three. Three and a half. Really? Yeah. Yeah. In Canada, on any time, you do two-thirds, and then the last third is good time, basically. In the provincial system, it's good time. So they could take your good time to get into a fight or whatever. They could take that away. The federal system, it's not. It's called statutory release.

I did two and a half of the three. Three and a half. Really? Yeah. Yeah. In Canada, on any time, you do two-thirds, and then the last third is good time, basically. In the provincial system, it's good time. So they could take your good time to get into a fight or whatever. They could take that away. The federal system, it's not. It's called statutory release.

At two-thirds, you're released on parole. And then you got conditions. You got to see a parole officer and go through all the bullshit, get a job and do all that stuff. Right.

At two-thirds, you're released on parole. And then you got conditions. You got to see a parole officer and go through all the bullshit, get a job and do all that stuff. Right.

At two-thirds, you're released on parole. And then you got conditions. You got to see a parole officer and go through all the bullshit, get a job and do all that stuff. Right.

That's even worse for me. I'd rather be,

That's even worse for me. I'd rather be,

That's even worse for me. I'd rather be,