Jared Freed

For a long time, I thought Jared was just saying unseen without really thinking about it.

But recently I've realized he's actually saying on scene.

which is way more interesting.

Sight on scene makes the phrase totally make sense in this context.

You see it and decide right there on the scene.

This just isn't an established phrasing.

It's also possible he's saying sight on scene, but that's grammatically less sensical.

So let's just call it the other cooler version.

Laughing face emoji.

How horny are you now, Jordana?

This is such a hot conversation.

I'm so turned on.

I'm a writing professor who teaches rhetorical grammar, so I find language evolutions like this fascinating.

Perhaps sight on scene will be the next chomping at the bit.

It was historically champing, but that word is so niche to horses that chomping has now become pretty widely accepted.

I hope you read this as the loving, nerdy observation I intended to be.

Not a nitpicky critique.

You're a language innovator, Jared.

So red flag or deal breaker?

Would it be a red flag if I corrected a man on the date for saying this?