Chapter 1: What are the implications of lying in a relationship compared to cheating?
Hello and welcome back to the You Up Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on? We are virtual for people that are on YouTube land. What's going on?
How are you? What's going on? I'm good. How's Long Island?
How are the babies? How are you? How's Mike?
The babies are good. We brought them, the twisters, to the city for a birthday party on Saturday.
How did that go? That's like climbing, going to the Himalayas to climb a mountain, I feel like. Two babies? Is it easier than I think?
Well, it's not that bad because we drive, so we just put them in the car park. And then like now I'm really, I've now been demoted from front seat. I now sit in between them in the back seat. So Mike's an Uber driver. Yes, Mike drives the three of us around whenever we need to go somewhere.
But it's because like with the two of them, there's always like one who's like needs something or something. So I sit in the back, which is like a weird feeling. It's like, oh, now I'm just like a person who sits in the back of the car.
Driving chauffeur style.
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Chapter 2: Is it helpful or harmful for an ex to warn a new girlfriend?
Yes. And you know, it's funny. I told you all about how people love twins. I think the one exception to the rule is in New York city where no one gives a about anything. Went down by you in Florida, by you in Florida. Everyone has like something to say, wants to start a conversation, has like a discussion with you. And then I get to like, I was expecting the same thing in Manhattan.
And like, everyone's like, look at these fucking assholes taking up the entire sidewalk with their two strollers. Move over. Get out of the way.
Hey, mama.
Move your ass! Yes, that's the one place where I guess no one gives a fuck and they want you to, you know, just move.
It's funny that it's like leaving an area where you get recognized a lot and then going to an area that no one knows who you are. Yeah.
Was that like Florida for you?
It's the embarrassing part of my, you know, where I'm at as far as... who knows me and who doesn't know me. And that's, I get recognized from time to time, but it is not like a normal, it's not like I'm walking around like, Oh, get these cameras out of my face. But you have to remember, you have to start at no one knows me or else you could really embarrass yourself.
Because if someone comes up to me and is like, excuse me. And I'm like, Another fan, another day. And they're like, move out of the way. I don't know who you are. You know, it's the same thing with you with the babies. You're like, oh, you want to see the Twisters? And they're like, no, move your fucking ass. You're moving too slow.
Yes.
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Chapter 3: How do finances and resentment impact relationships during a breakup?
Literally like that was the exact vibe. It was like, I was, I went in kind of like, because my only other experiences was with them was everyone being so obsessed with them. We're like parking on the street. And then there's a guy who like miraculously does this like amazing parallel park job. It gets in behind us. I was like, this guy's never getting in. He got in.
And then I was like, he's like, oh, do you need something? I'm like, yeah, I'm just trying to get like, I'm just trying to get the kids like out of the car. He's like, oh, bye.
Yeah, good luck with that, lady.
Move, yeah.
So you brought them to a birthday party. Is it another kid's birthday party?
Yeah, one of Mike's friend's kids had a first birthday party, which is really just like an adult.
First birthday party. Well, you have, I guess you got to have it. I think so.
I don't know, the kids don't remember it.
Well, I saw someone, they were like, I don't know who this was, but I saw they were like, I'm not doing anything until they can remember it.
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Chapter 4: What advice is given for couples exploring new sexual experiences?
Right.
Right?
Just adults celebrating me. That's like one of those things that makes more sense that would take a lot of balls to actually do. It's like the first person to have a destination bachelorette party. Now we all do it. But that first person... was a real piece of shit who believed in themselves a little too much. Yes. But they had to walk so that we could all run. That's true.
Yeah, that's a great point. So I think you should do that. Adult-only first birthday party where the kids, the birthday people are not invited.
Yeah, your birthday, it's your first birthday party.
Yes, the Twisters are not invited.
The Twisters are at home. You have kind of like a party with a DJ, you and Mike. And you get to celebrate it together.
Yes.
You know, I like that a lot more. Right? Yeah. You can do that birthday forever. And no gifts, but if you want to bring a gift. It's a gift for me.
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Chapter 5: What red flags should you look for in a partner’s behavior?
Bring me the shit I've been missing out on in the last year. I've been sitting at home. I saw your post yesterday. You got indoor sweats and outdoor sweats. That's first year of being a mom.
Yeah, I've got that. I agree. I deserve this party. Forget it.
I'm saying this as a childless, you know, loser.
I think people would want to go to that party more than they would a first birthday.
First birthday? You're just watching these blobs lay around on the ground? Fuck them.
Yeah.
What did you do at the first birthday? What did they serve?
Sandwiches and pizza.
Oh, it's awful. These people. That sounds like a miserable experience. You had to go into the city. You had to bring the babies. You got people don't even give a fuck about you, whether you live or die. And then you get up there and you got to sit in their hot apartment and have a sandwich and a pizza. And it's probably not even good. It's just a bunch. It's bulk orders.
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Chapter 6: How should one handle a partner who refuses to wear deodorant?
I'm sure you had fun.
I'm sure their one bedroom that they're figuring out the space with is just fine.
It was at like a place. There's like places where they do these parties.
Oh my God, so you're at like a gymboree where they can't even use the trampolines?
You're at just like an open space plan where you have to take off your shoes if you want to get on the mat.
Oh, this is horrific. I'm going to be a really I'm going to have no parent friends because I can't hold this in. I would.
I'm just imagining coming to every birth, every birthday party. This is horrific.
This is this is why would we do this to ourselves? Where is the where is the ice luge? Right. Where where's my tins of caviar and the shots and the and the DJ playing nostalgic music? Listen, remember, I think two years old, or no, one years old, you still got time. I think this is something you should do.
Yeah, I got a while. Okay, I'm actually going to think about this, and I might do it if I can get over the hump.
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Chapter 7: What should you consider when deciding to forgive a partner's past lies?
I love it. They're not there. Right. That's great. I mean, they're not going to have any idea. They could have cake like separately at home.
Cake? They're not even going to eat cake. This is bullshit. This is bullshit. That's true. What are you putting a little piece of cake up to their mouth and then they go, okay, give it the mashed peas. That's what they like better.
That's true. Yeah, I love this. I think you're an innovator.
Well, it's more about allowing, you know, here's the thing. It's like, you know, since I've moved to Florida, it's allowing yourself to do it differently than your parents. Because there's an insecurity that, and this is what this podcast is all about.
You know, the intersection of dating and technology is we have to allow ourselves to get married in your 30s because when your parents got married in their 20s. It's a different time. You don't think our parents would have done it differently if it was today? You know, like, and we hold ourselves to this shame. We shame ourselves.
You're like, if I don't do a first birthday party, what will my parents say? Well, my parents will go, what? You're doing a party for yourself on their first birthday? I would say, yeah, give me the reasons not to. Give me your rebuttal. They would have nothing.
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Chapter 8: How can one navigate the complexities of dating and past relationships?
Yeah, I love that. Thank you. I'm stealing it.
No, I'm giving it to you.
I'm the creative director for this party. I don't want to do anything.
I mean, your whole first, yeah, your first stand-up special had a whole bit about a gender reveal, which was very innovative as well.
Thank you. It was that there was no gender, that there was no baby at all. We had aborted.
That was the whole gender reveal party.
Genius. Thank you. So I bought some sunglasses. I know you didn't ask, but I wanted to ask you. How was your weekend? I'm doing... My weekend... Don't put me on the tourism bureau for Jacksonville, Florida. Just don't... I enjoyed the people I met. The shows... Some shows are tougher than others. This Jacksonville weekend... There will be video on my YouTube. I put out stand-up on my YouTube.
And my YouTube is like... I don't go on stage and like... Jordana, you know this. I'm not a bit... The crowd work thing has become a thing. Where... Because the reason comedians do post crowd work videos is because it doesn't burn their material. So you go to a show and you see their material. So I do an hour of material whenever I do stand-up.
And if you want to come to a show, I'll be in Austin this weekend, Cleveland, Hamptons, Miami, Red Bank, New Jersey, Foxwoods, Portland, Maine. But when people interrupt or something happens or I take a breath, in a comedy club, especially a comedy club, I think crowd work in a theater is like, Stupid. I'm just not into that.
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