Jared Freed
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All you handmaid's tale women.
All he has to do is put a Febreze up his ass and it's taken care of.
So where do we want to start here?
Where should we put our finger?
Finger in the butt during a sexual act is like dessert.
You're not getting dessert every meal.
Like, this is... So, let me say to her, does it once doesn't mean...
She's got to like put on, you know... Every night.
She doesn't have to take her finger and, you know, put it in an ice bath afterwards.
It's a special occasion thing.
You know, sometimes you have a big dinner and you're like, don't touch it.
I don't want to... You know, it goes all ways.
Like, I don't want to shit on a finger and you don't want shit on your finger.
You know, like it's... Okay.