Jared Freed

Like it's kind of gross to me.

I had a joke that a woman got mad about.

And it was about, she said that I was making fun of Asians.

And like, I was in no way made, like she was drunk and I disagree with her.

And the joke I made was that like, I was talking about my body and like how I'm on a GLP-1.

And how I don't, like, I just, I never thought of myself needing medication for my body.

You know, like, and how I'm so, my fitness goals, like, at 41 are, like, just so modest.

I was like, I just want the same body as, like, an older Asian man.

Like, I feel like they have, like, the perfect t-shirt body.

And it's like, I didn't come to that.

just to talk about Asians.

Like, I'm just like, I'm noticing I want that body that seems to be on average, pretty good for an old, like they fit in t-shirts well.

And I just like, I have a reason for being there.

Like I, you know, like I'm like, I didn't just, right.

I didn't just bring up older Asian men to like,

shit on them if anything I'm being complimentary I just like the general body they have so I I think for like a subject like this where like you see someone who doesn't have any clue about a woman's body you go can you just you know like you thought twins were discovered at delivery yeah no it's crazy um how are you I'm good the book is coming out next week I'm a little stressed out about it I would love for people to pre-order why

We're done making that promise.

I got a text from like a friend's, my brother's friend's mom.

She wants to have me come to New Jersey.

I got to go to New Jersey.