Jared Freed
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This is the equivalent of you asking, should I go clean up the bathroom at the McDonald's because I noticed there was a mess there.
They may not have noticed it.
No, get the fuck out of there.
Not your problem.
Let them clean it.
They work there.
That's theirs now.
So we solved dating again.
Buy my book, please.
The first time I ever called a girl I liked, I had to use the phone book.
I was in middle school.
Her name was Morgan Marks, and I was going to ask her to be my girlfriend.
My 12-year-old logic was sound.
She lived near me, and she was, like, cute, but not in a way that made every other prepubescent guy obsessed with her.
That's the play for any self-conscious middle school boy.
Find someone who you can see yourself hanging around Aeropostale with for two or three weekends, who's also totally pretty, but not so popular that you ever have to find out how you stack up against literally anyone else.
Her name wasn't really Morgan Marks, for privacy stuff.