Jared Freed

To me, prenatal, first of all, is a word that scares me.

Second of all, the only thing I thought about, I call it my punch bowl theory.

My punch bowl theory is, or theory is not really the right name for it.

This is my punch bowl opinion is that there's things that you've seen in movies your whole life that just don't exist in real life.

Like you were just convinced that like, and I call it the punch bowl theory because I've seen a punch bowl at every dance or prom or teen movie that's ever existed.

And I've never once come in contact with a punch bowl.

And I've also seen like interviews on TV where the interviewer looks at the person and is like, you got the job.

And I'm like, that's never happened to me in an interview.

Like every interview is like, okay, we'll be in touch.

And then you'd never hear from them again.

But never has anyone stood up and been like, you got the job.

And then when it comes to getting, being pregnant.

The punch bowl version of this has always been the Lamaze class that a man goes with his wife and they go he, he, who, he, he, who.

And they're in the class and he's holding her.

Right.

Apparently that's another thing like the punch bowl that just doesn't exist.

Yeah, or the water breaking all over the floor.

Another thing that I was told about in TV my whole life.

So prenatal care, to me, the only pre-baby thing that I knew of was these Lamaze classes that apparently didn't exist.

So no, I know absolutely nothing.