Jared Freed

Yeah.

That's the course of events.

You think it matters.

And then we start texting and talking, getting comfortable.

I think there is a shelf life for... Much like your dog is going to die.

This...

Match on a dating app dies as well.

I think if you're not, the momentum, the where else do we go but text each other as if we know each other.

There's a little bit of like, this is why I saw some guy wearing rings that a Captain Jack Sparrow would wear saying that he doesn't do dating coffee dates.

He's like, I don't do, I saw a clip from Girls Gotta Eat

I don't do coffee dates, and he's wearing these rings.

And you're like, Jared, why are you bringing up his rings?

Well, his point for no coffee dates is that he doesn't want that to insinuate to a woman that a coffee date would say that we're not taking this seriously and all that.

And I was like, well, you're willing to wear...

costume jewelry that might turn off a woman, but you won't do a coffee date.

And it's like anything you do would turn off someone, and you just have to enjoy that you do it.

So a coffee date works for some, doesn't work for others.

The point is to turn people off.

Don't you think it's crazy to be wearing a ring this large?

He's Captain Jack Sparrow.