Jared Freid

All it takes is for me to have one bad date and then immediately I'm like, I should have married so-and-so. I had a really, one of my last Raya dates was a few months ago, and it was funny, it was dumb of me, but last January, I was freezing my eggs in London, and I decided I'm gonna go, my girlfriend and I were like, let's go on our Raya, all the DMs,

All it takes is for me to have one bad date and then immediately I'm like, I should have married so-and-so. I had a really, one of my last Raya dates was a few months ago, and it was funny, it was dumb of me, but last January, I was freezing my eggs in London, and I decided I'm gonna go, my girlfriend and I were like, let's go on our Raya, all the DMs,

That we haven't answered in like three years and just be like, hey, what's up? What are you doing?

That we haven't answered in like three years and just be like, hey, what's up? What are you doing?

You up? You know? Of course. This guy responded and he was in New York and he said his message from 2021, October 2021 was, hey, Bren, how are you? And so I respond in January 2024, pretty good. How about you? And he replies with, really? And I was like, oh, I'm fucking serious. Yeah. And then I was like, banter, banter, banter. And then we exchanged phone numbers and talking, talking, talking.

You up? You know? Of course. This guy responded and he was in New York and he said his message from 2021, October 2021 was, hey, Bren, how are you? And so I respond in January 2024, pretty good. How about you? And he replies with, really? And I was like, oh, I'm fucking serious. Yeah. And then I was like, banter, banter, banter. And then we exchanged phone numbers and talking, talking, talking.

Yeah. Nonetheless, finally, this was like six months of light text, not intense, which is like light texting, and then he lives in Florida though, but he works sometimes in New York. So fast forward, I was going to the premiere this year for my show, and he's like, hey, I really want to come, do you need arm candy?

Yeah. Nonetheless, finally, this was like six months of light text, not intense, which is like light texting, and then he lives in Florida though, but he works sometimes in New York. So fast forward, I was going to the premiere this year for my show, and he's like, hey, I really want to come, do you need arm candy?

I'll just say it, his name was Brock, which should have been a red flag, okay, Brock, and definitely played lacrosse in college, all of which should have been immediate red flag.

I'll just say it, his name was Brock, which should have been a red flag, okay, Brock, and definitely played lacrosse in college, all of which should have been immediate red flag.

You can imagine what he looked like. So attractive.

You can imagine what he looked like. So attractive.

I can see the strong chin.

I can see the strong chin.

I think he was in the Barbie movie as, like, lacrosse can. Very strong chin. You get a very strong chin. Sales. In sales. That's what you get.

I think he was in the Barbie movie as, like, lacrosse can. Very strong chin. You get a very strong chin. Sales. In sales. That's what you get.

I can see the wispy blonde hair.

I can see the wispy blonde hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%.