Jared Freid

And he says, I summer. He doesn't have a beach house.

And he says, I summer. He doesn't have a beach house.

He just vibes, like even his pictures, like he just doesn't have to try that much of life or like anything. And therefore, though, that breeds mediocrity, which I think he definitely was.

He just vibes, like even his pictures, like he just doesn't have to try that much of life or like anything. And therefore, though, that breeds mediocrity, which I think he definitely was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But anyhow, he's like, do you need someone to come? And I was like, no, no, I have someone coming ready. And he's like, okay, well, I really want to see you. I want to see you. Like for three or four days when he's here, nonstop text me, when can I see you? Let's get a drink. Can I take you to dinner? I keep kind of blowing him off. Then finally, I'm like, you know what?

But anyhow, he's like, do you need someone to come? And I was like, no, no, I have someone coming ready. And he's like, okay, well, I really want to see you. I want to see you. Like for three or four days when he's here, nonstop text me, when can I see you? Let's get a drink. Can I take you to dinner? I keep kind of blowing him off. Then finally, I'm like, you know what?

I have to go to this dinner after my premiere, but then let's meet up for nightcap. And so as I'm going, I'm going to Mr. Chow in Tribeca. As I'm going there, I shared my location with him just because I thought it was cute because I like to do that. So I want you to know because I want you to come rescue me or something. I don't know. I just share my location. I'm like, look at me. For an hour?

I have to go to this dinner after my premiere, but then let's meet up for nightcap. And so as I'm going, I'm going to Mr. Chow in Tribeca. As I'm going there, I shared my location with him just because I thought it was cute because I like to do that. So I want you to know because I want you to come rescue me or something. I don't know. I just share my location. I'm like, look at me. For an hour?

Yeah, for an hour to the end of the night. I think it's cute. So you know where I am, so you can come see me if you want to see me. So then he was like, I'm just grabbing a drink with my client. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, let's meet up. Where should we go? And then he shares his location with me. And I see that it's really close to where I'm in Tribeca. It's that bar in the West Village.

Yeah, for an hour to the end of the night. I think it's cute. So you know where I am, so you can come see me if you want to see me. So then he was like, I'm just grabbing a drink with my client. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, let's meet up. Where should we go? And then he shares his location with me. And I see that it's really close to where I'm in Tribeca. It's that bar in the West Village.

So I'm like, oh, you're five minutes up. I'll just come there. He's like, no, no, no. This place sucks. Let's meet somewhere. I want to take you somewhere nicer. I go to the bathroom. We get the check. And I come back. And I text him. I'm like, hey, I'm just going to come to you. We can figure it out. Because in my mind, I'm thinking, wait, he's with a client. Let me go make this guy look good.

So I'm like, oh, you're five minutes up. I'll just come there. He's like, no, no, no. This place sucks. Let's meet somewhere. I want to take you somewhere nicer. I go to the bathroom. We get the check. And I come back. And I text him. I'm like, hey, I'm just going to come to you. We can figure it out. Because in my mind, I'm thinking, wait, he's with a client. Let me go make this guy look good.

You know what I'm saying? I'll walk in and it'll be like, hi, I'm Brent. Yes, this is what he can pull. Because I'm so witty. So I get an Uber, go to the thing, I walk in, he's sitting on a date. And it's not even a regular date. It's like at the bar, the leg situation is like her legs are in, he's his leg, like the body length, and they're like on each other.

You know what I'm saying? I'll walk in and it'll be like, hi, I'm Brent. Yes, this is what he can pull. Because I'm so witty. So I get an Uber, go to the thing, I walk in, he's sitting on a date. And it's not even a regular date. It's like at the bar, the leg situation is like her legs are in, he's his leg, like the body length, and they're like on each other.

And I just walk up, his face fucking drops. And he was like, hi. And I was like, hi. And the girl's like, hi. And I'm just standing there. And she was like, how do you know each other? And I look at him and he looks at me like, please don't. And I just go, LinkedIn. LinkedIn from something. And then we have a very awkward conversation. And they order drinks. Okay. And I'm just standing there.

And I just walk up, his face fucking drops. And he was like, hi. And I was like, hi. And the girl's like, hi. And I'm just standing there. And she was like, how do you know each other? And I look at him and he looks at me like, please don't. And I just go, LinkedIn. LinkedIn from something. And then we have a very awkward conversation. And they order drinks. Okay. And I'm just standing there.

And then she basically is like, well, it was really nice to meet you. Like, she dismisses me. So I was like, okay, cool. And I was like, yeah, that's fine. I got to go anyhow. I was like. I lied. I was like, my security detail's outside anyhow. Like, what? I don't have security. And then I, like, walk out. I'm like, yeah, Jeff, where are you? I literally, like, dive out of the bar.

And then she basically is like, well, it was really nice to meet you. Like, she dismisses me. So I was like, okay, cool. And I was like, yeah, that's fine. I got to go anyhow. I was like. I lied. I was like, my security detail's outside anyhow. Like, what? I don't have security. And then I, like, walk out. I'm like, yeah, Jeff, where are you? I literally, like, dive out of the bar.