Jared Freid

Bring you back to New York. I flew here early to be in your midst, in your aura. Yeah, I want to have it in person.

I am a professional complainer. I'm a ranter. I mean, I do this every day of my life. And my joy, the thing is, I love a complaint that is frivolous. I love a complaint that is like a nothing. I love when someone goes, calm down. It's just... the elevator and I'm like, calm down about the elevator, this is the only thing that matters to me. I can't believe you're not as enraged as I am.

I am a professional complainer. I'm a ranter. I mean, I do this every day of my life. And my joy, the thing is, I love a complaint that is frivolous. I love a complaint that is like a nothing. I love when someone goes, calm down. It's just... the elevator and I'm like, calm down about the elevator, this is the only thing that matters to me. I can't believe you're not as enraged as I am.

I am a professional complainer. I'm a ranter. I mean, I do this every day of my life. And my joy, the thing is, I love a complaint that is frivolous. I love a complaint that is like a nothing. I love when someone goes, calm down. It's just... the elevator and I'm like, calm down about the elevator, this is the only thing that matters to me. I can't believe you're not as enraged as I am.

Nothing is worse than a calm down. Relax, calm down, easy, whoa, who cares?

Nothing is worse than a calm down. Relax, calm down, easy, whoa, who cares?

Nothing is worse than a calm down. Relax, calm down, easy, whoa, who cares?

Yeah, I care about everything that doesn't matter. I have the problems of the problemless. It's like a very beautiful place to be. I think everyone should hope to be where I am in life. No problems, but every problem in the world.

Yeah, I care about everything that doesn't matter. I have the problems of the problemless. It's like a very beautiful place to be. I think everyone should hope to be where I am in life. No problems, but every problem in the world.

Yeah, I care about everything that doesn't matter. I have the problems of the problemless. It's like a very beautiful place to be. I think everyone should hope to be where I am in life. No problems, but every problem in the world.

Yes. For you. You know, I've talked about this before. It's National Geographic. I feel like I have come to the, you know, to a far off distant universe. And I am just a fly on the wall watching. And I'll never forget the moment I felt this was when I went to a last time I was here. I went to where they go line dancing. What's it called?

Yes. For you. You know, I've talked about this before. It's National Geographic. I feel like I have come to the, you know, to a far off distant universe. And I am just a fly on the wall watching. And I'll never forget the moment I felt this was when I went to a last time I was here. I went to where they go line dancing. What's it called?

Yes. For you. You know, I've talked about this before. It's National Geographic. I feel like I have come to the, you know, to a far off distant universe. And I am just a fly on the wall watching. And I'll never forget the moment I felt this was when I went to a last time I was here. I went to where they go line dancing. What's it called?

Cowboys? That was like, that was as if I was watching like a tribe, like watching a tribe doing tribal dances. Like I've never seen it. And all the men... looked like the type that would bully a man for dancing. Like all the men dancing looked like they would bully a guy who liked show tunes and dancing to show tunes. And they're dancing with the big belt buckles and the tucked in shirts.

Cowboys? That was like, that was as if I was watching like a tribe, like watching a tribe doing tribal dances. Like I've never seen it. And all the men... looked like the type that would bully a man for dancing. Like all the men dancing looked like they would bully a guy who liked show tunes and dancing to show tunes. And they're dancing with the big belt buckles and the tucked in shirts.

Cowboys? That was like, that was as if I was watching like a tribe, like watching a tribe doing tribal dances. Like I've never seen it. And all the men... looked like the type that would bully a man for dancing. Like all the men dancing looked like they would bully a guy who liked show tunes and dancing to show tunes. And they're dancing with the big belt buckles and the tucked in shirts.

They're dressed like their mom was like, tuck in your shirt. Like they look ridiculous to me.

They're dressed like their mom was like, tuck in your shirt. Like they look ridiculous to me.

They're dressed like their mom was like, tuck in your shirt. Like they look ridiculous to me.

And it was just very like, it was manly. Like the way they like owned it, but also like I couldn't- Was it kind of gay? It was gay coded. But that's why it was so unbelievable to me. This is like, and again, you have your assumptions of other people and what their, you know, what their, you know, views are and who they like, who they hate. And you're watching these man's men Like men's men type.