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Jared Freid

πŸ‘€ Speaker
2715 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

I'm going to like a pizza roll anywhere I get it from, whether it's from my freezer and it's been there a hundred years, I'm going to like a high end pizza roll too. Like if a chef was like, you know, when a chef looks at something and goes, I can do that, but I can do the chef's version. Right. Yeah, of course that's going to be delicious.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

I'm going to like a pizza roll anywhere I get it from, whether it's from my freezer and it's been there a hundred years, I'm going to like a high end pizza roll too. Like if a chef was like, you know, when a chef looks at something and goes, I can do that, but I can do the chef's version. Right. Yeah, of course that's going to be delicious.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

I'm going to like a pizza roll anywhere I get it from, whether it's from my freezer and it's been there a hundred years, I'm going to like a high end pizza roll too. Like if a chef was like, you know, when a chef looks at something and goes, I can do that, but I can do the chef's version. Right. Yeah, of course that's going to be delicious.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

But these reviewers never tell you what their financial situation is. Like it's always young people, mostly women who live in New York who are like, and they have no, their voice never changes modulation. It just goes, the corner room in New York City has the most fire pizza rolls that you've ever had. And you're like, okay, who's paying the bills?

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

But these reviewers never tell you what their financial situation is. Like it's always young people, mostly women who live in New York who are like, and they have no, their voice never changes modulation. It just goes, the corner room in New York City has the most fire pizza rolls that you've ever had. And you're like, okay, who's paying the bills?

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

But these reviewers never tell you what their financial situation is. Like it's always young people, mostly women who live in New York who are like, and they have no, their voice never changes modulation. It just goes, the corner room in New York City has the most fire pizza rolls that you've ever had. And you're like, okay, who's paying the bills?

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

Like I need to know because how good something tastes when you go to a restaurant is directly related to how easy it is for you to pay your bills. Like if you are struggling month to month for rent and you decide to take your one night out to have an $18 pizza roll, it better make you come your pants.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

Like I need to know because how good something tastes when you go to a restaurant is directly related to how easy it is for you to pay your bills. Like if you are struggling month to month for rent and you decide to take your one night out to have an $18 pizza roll, it better make you come your pants.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

Like I need to know because how good something tastes when you go to a restaurant is directly related to how easy it is for you to pay your bills. Like if you are struggling month to month for rent and you decide to take your one night out to have an $18 pizza roll, it better make you come your pants.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

And if you're getting your rent paid for by Daddy Warbucks in Connecticut, and you don't worry about rent, it's pretty easy to say that Totino's Pizza Roll is fire and slaps. So I need, at the front of every review... Who's paying the bills? How much you pay in rent? Is there a credit card that's shared between you and a parent? Because I don't need, like, because what happens is we all forget.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

And if you're getting your rent paid for by Daddy Warbucks in Connecticut, and you don't worry about rent, it's pretty easy to say that Totino's Pizza Roll is fire and slaps. So I need, at the front of every review... Who's paying the bills? How much you pay in rent? Is there a credit card that's shared between you and a parent? Because I don't need, like, because what happens is we all forget.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

And if you're getting your rent paid for by Daddy Warbucks in Connecticut, and you don't worry about rent, it's pretty easy to say that Totino's Pizza Roll is fire and slaps. So I need, at the front of every review... Who's paying the bills? How much you pay in rent? Is there a credit card that's shared between you and a parent? Because I don't need, like, because what happens is we all forget.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

Like, you know, now it comes two years later, this person has a million followers and making a hundred grand a month. Right. And they got Patreon subscribers and they're like, please, you know, use my promo code. Well, Let me know, you know, where the promo code came from. Like, I need to know, like, is a promo code dad pay for everything? Right. Like, I just need to know where this all started.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

Like, you know, now it comes two years later, this person has a million followers and making a hundred grand a month. Right. And they got Patreon subscribers and they're like, please, you know, use my promo code. Well, Let me know, you know, where the promo code came from. Like, I need to know, like, is a promo code dad pay for everything? Right. Like, I just need to know where this all started.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

Like, you know, now it comes two years later, this person has a million followers and making a hundred grand a month. Right. And they got Patreon subscribers and they're like, please, you know, use my promo code. Well, Let me know, you know, where the promo code came from. Like, I need to know, like, is a promo code dad pay for everything? Right. Like, I just need to know where this all started.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

And I paid for it with the rolled up hundred in my pocket.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

And I paid for it with the rolled up hundred in my pocket.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

And I paid for it with the rolled up hundred in my pocket.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

There's no honesty. You're seeing everything through a keyhole. That's the problem with the internet. And we all know that. It's not an interesting take to be like, we're only seeing the good.

I've Had It
Gay Coded Cowboys

There's no honesty. You're seeing everything through a keyhole. That's the problem with the internet. And we all know that. It's not an interesting take to be like, we're only seeing the good.