Jared Freid

I walk to the bar. I'm like, wow, I deserve pizza after this.

I walk to the bar. I'm like, wow, I deserve pizza after this.

I walk to the bar. I'm like, wow, I deserve pizza after this.

I don't like when people hate reality TV. You don't have to watch it. It's not like going to the bar after the marathon. We have to be in the same bar. I have to be amongst these losers with a medal on. With a reality show, change the channel. You don't have to watch it. If you don't watch a show, I don't care. I don't watch your shows. And then their big thing is like, it's not real.

I don't like when people hate reality TV. You don't have to watch it. It's not like going to the bar after the marathon. We have to be in the same bar. I have to be amongst these losers with a medal on. With a reality show, change the channel. You don't have to watch it. If you don't watch a show, I don't care. I don't watch your shows. And then their big thing is like, it's not real.

I don't like when people hate reality TV. You don't have to watch it. It's not like going to the bar after the marathon. We have to be in the same bar. I have to be amongst these losers with a medal on. With a reality show, change the channel. You don't have to watch it. If you don't watch a show, I don't care. I don't watch your shows. And then their big thing is like, it's not real.

What is real? What show are you watching? You just watch the news and that's it? There's no place that takes you to a different place. You think Ted Lasso's real? Reality shows, yeah, everything is not real. Everything is a version. I would say a reality show is more real than Breaking Bad. At least they're using their real names. Right. You know, like I just don't understand.

What is real? What show are you watching? You just watch the news and that's it? There's no place that takes you to a different place. You think Ted Lasso's real? Reality shows, yeah, everything is not real. Everything is a version. I would say a reality show is more real than Breaking Bad. At least they're using their real names. Right. You know, like I just don't understand.

What is real? What show are you watching? You just watch the news and that's it? There's no place that takes you to a different place. You think Ted Lasso's real? Reality shows, yeah, everything is not real. Everything is a version. I would say a reality show is more real than Breaking Bad. At least they're using their real names. Right. You know, like I just don't understand.

And it's like always their insecurities. I like The Bachelor. I think The Bachelor is fun. It's got a great arc. Starts with 30 people. Then it goes down to one and they get engaged. That is a beginning, middle and end that you don't get a lot in life.

And it's like always their insecurities. I like The Bachelor. I think The Bachelor is fun. It's got a great arc. Starts with 30 people. Then it goes down to one and they get engaged. That is a beginning, middle and end that you don't get a lot in life.

And it's like always their insecurities. I like The Bachelor. I think The Bachelor is fun. It's got a great arc. Starts with 30 people. Then it goes down to one and they get engaged. That is a beginning, middle and end that you don't get a lot in life.

Let me enjoy that. But what these people do, they go, oh, what is, you know, the men, they all, the men that hate The Bachelor that are insecure, they go, oh, what is it, you fuck all the women? It's like, yeah, they do it on camera. It's a big porno on CBS. And then the women that don't like it, they're like, it's just not real. And it's like, sorry, your life is awful.

Let me enjoy that. But what these people do, they go, oh, what is, you know, the men, they all, the men that hate The Bachelor that are insecure, they go, oh, what is it, you fuck all the women? It's like, yeah, they do it on camera. It's a big porno on CBS. And then the women that don't like it, they're like, it's just not real. And it's like, sorry, your life is awful.

Let me enjoy that. But what these people do, they go, oh, what is, you know, the men, they all, the men that hate The Bachelor that are insecure, they go, oh, what is it, you fuck all the women? It's like, yeah, they do it on camera. It's a big porno on CBS. And then the women that don't like it, they're like, it's just not real. And it's like, sorry, your life is awful.