Jarrett Zeller
👤 Speaker
78
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
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KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I love this show, though.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
What was your name again?
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I have a black hooker here who's a huge fan.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I saw an ad on a porn site recently, and there's just a guy standing there by himself, completely naked, right?
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And he's got his dick in one hand and a Pringles party stack can in the other.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And they're the same size.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
So now I'm not watching porn, obviously.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I'm Googling how big that fucking Pringles can is.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Save you guys the trouble.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
That's a lot of fucking Pringles.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
You know what I'm saying?
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
That's two eight inch dicks.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I feel like you guys need a visual.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I could stand here tonight with that Pringles can and fuck it.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And then another guy with the same size dick as me could fuck the other side.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And there'd still be a stack of Pringles in the center.