Jase

Now, fellas, I need your advice on something because something's bugging me.

And it's to do with my marriage.

Oh, no, not again.

Now, you know that my wife and I have been together for a long, long, long time.

Do you mean remaining faithful?

Is that what's bugging you?

Oh, they know.

Because you've long had an issue with that.

That's not the issue that I'm talking about.

And I think it may be an issue for a lot of couples out there because I want to paint a scenario that's going on in the Hoiti J household.

Say, for example, one of the partnership, one of the relationship is,

is going all out and is being really fit, really healthy, doing stretching in the morning, swimming, walking, eating really well, not smoking, not drinking, you know, and really looking after themselves and looking really hot.

And the other party is just a piece of shit.

Well, it's actually not necessarily my house.

It's like a hypothetical.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, you know, and you're in this relationship and one of the peer of the relationship is really looking after themselves, really, you know, taking care of everything and looking great.

The other is going and just slobbering about, you know, wearing filthy trackies.

I don't think she's looking that bad.

Absolutely, and I just don't know what to do about it.