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The Hauraki Big Show

FULL SHOW: Slipping Standards

06 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What high standards does Jase emphasize at the start?

1.482 - 9.641 Unknown

The Hodaki Big Show with Toledos. From work days to workouts, it'll fuel your thirst.

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9.781 - 11.204 Jase

Welcome. This is big.

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Chapter 2: What significant news does Mike share regarding the BSA?

11.224 - 24.534 Jase

To the Hodaki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have your company on this absolutely glorious Wednesday afternoon.

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Chapter 3: What gift does Mogey give to Keezy, and what is Keezy's reaction?

24.574 - 32.628 Jase

It is the 6th of May, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.

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33.289 - 39.319 Keezy

Toledo's natural electrolyte beverages. Missing from shelves? Ask your local New World to stock us.

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42.944 - 60.126 Jase

Toledos! I'm a little bit disappointed, actually, Mikey. You had your T-shirt on, and for some reason, and I don't know why, because it's bloody steamy in the old studio, you've chucked your big, daggy jersey over the top of it. What's going on, mate?

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60.19 - 65.562 Mike Minogue

I got sick of you undressing me with your eyes, your old milky bastard eyes, man.

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66.224 - 69.692 Jase

Oh, my old milky eyes. That's been a while.

69.712 - 78.171 Mike Minogue

I can feel them weeping from this side of the studio, Jase, as you drink me in. So I thought best to cover up, man. Sure. Best to cover up.

78.191 - 79.414 Keezy

Who are you wanting more?

Chapter 4: What concerns does Keezy have about his house?

79.394 - 90.606 Keezy

Just for the audience, too, when Jase is drinking Mogi and he hops up, walks around to Mogi and sort of adjusts his spectacles whilst really squinting and looking at Mogi's sort of torso area.

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90.746 - 95.911 Jase

Yeah, that's right. Totally, I do. And I've got to be honest with you, it's very distracting for the show. It is.

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Chapter 5: What improvisation game do the hosts play related to auctions?

95.931 - 100.817 Jase

You know what I mean? It's distracting for you. I mean, I'm distracted. Why wouldn't I be? You stallion.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss self-regulation after the BSA's abolition?

101.457 - 113.463 Jase

I tell you what. Yes. Ah, Keezy, what an absolutely... Christine. Look at it, Mogi. Look how white it is. It's absolutely beautiful.

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113.583 - 114.805 Keezy

Sparkling white T-shirt.

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114.825 - 115.326 Mike Minogue

Look at him.

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116.207 - 116.888 Mike Minogue

Look at him.

116.908 - 120.493 Keezy

This is a new T-shirt, fellas. I took the tag off it before popping it on. Yeah.

Chapter 7: What humorous advice do the hosts give about chafing during running?

121.375 - 124.559 Keezy

Thought I'd come in and see whether Jase did notice, and boom, straight away. Straight away.

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124.579 - 131.469 Mike Minogue

Well, there was actually a couple of ladies outside having a vape, weren't there? And Keezy spotted them. He took off his Tony denim jacket just to show off his white T-shirt.

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Chapter 8: What is the final takeaway from the episode regarding personal standards?

131.57 - 142.305 Jase

That's not at all what happened. And I've noticed, actually, you've both been sporting new T-shirts. What's going on, fellas? Is there a new thing happening with the wardrobes for you guys? We went T-shirt shopping together.

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142.325 - 143.527 Keezy

Oh, you did? Oh, nice.

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143.547 - 144.108 Mike Minogue

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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144.128 - 146.412 Keezy

I chose some for him. He chose some for me. Oh, good stuff.

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146.472 - 156.246 Mike Minogue

It was cute. Yeah, that's right. I mean, we actually got some new ones, didn't we? I mean, we know that you're running your wardrobe, Jase, off the smell of an oily mung rag, but we splashed out a little bit.

157.002 - 166.746 Keezy

You went top quality. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And plus, actually, at one point, you just keep showing up with brand new shirts on. So we're like, Mo, you've got to do something about this. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to keep showing you fellas up all the time.

166.766 - 168.31 Jase

Yeah, you're showing us up. I know what you mean, man.

168.33 - 174.184 Keezy

I know what you mean. He claims to live on the smell of an oily mung rag, but in reality, he's buying a new T-shirt pretty much every day.

174.164 - 177.989 Jase

Well, you know, you're right there, fellas. I do run a tight ship financially.

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