FULL SHOW: Slipping Standards

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What high standards does Jase emphasize at the start?

Unknown 0:01
The Hodaki Big Show with Toledos. From work days to workouts, it'll fuel your thirst.
Jase 0:09
Welcome. This is big.

What significant news does Mike share regarding the BSA?

Jase 0:11
To the Hodaki Big Show. Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have your company on this absolutely glorious Wednesday afternoon.

What gift does Mogey give to Keezy, and what is Keezy's reaction?

Jase 0:24
It is the 6th of May, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's.
Keezy 0:33
Toledo's natural electrolyte beverages. Missing from shelves? Ask your local New World to stock us.
Jase 0:42
Toledos! I'm a little bit disappointed, actually, Mikey. You had your T-shirt on, and for some reason, and I don't know why, because it's bloody steamy in the old studio, you've chucked your big, daggy jersey over the top of it. What's going on, mate?
Mike Minogue 1:00
I got sick of you undressing me with your eyes, your old milky bastard eyes, man.
Jase 1:06
Oh, my old milky eyes. That's been a while.
Mike Minogue 1:09
I can feel them weeping from this side of the studio, Jase, as you drink me in. So I thought best to cover up, man. Sure. Best to cover up.
Keezy 1:18
Who are you wanting more?

What concerns does Keezy have about his house?

Keezy 1:19
Just for the audience, too, when Jase is drinking Mogi and he hops up, walks around to Mogi and sort of adjusts his spectacles whilst really squinting and looking at Mogi's sort of torso area.
Jase 1:30
Yeah, that's right. Totally, I do. And I've got to be honest with you, it's very distracting for the show. It is.

What improvisation game do the hosts play related to auctions?

Jase 1:35
You know what I mean? It's distracting for you. I mean, I'm distracted. Why wouldn't I be? You stallion.

How do the hosts discuss self-regulation after the BSA's abolition?

Jase 1:41
I tell you what. Yes. Ah, Keezy, what an absolutely... Christine. Look at it, Mogi. Look how white it is. It's absolutely beautiful.
Keezy 1:53
Sparkling white T-shirt.
Mike Minogue 1:54
Look at him.
Keezy 1:55
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 1:56
Look at him.
Keezy 1:56
This is a new T-shirt, fellas. I took the tag off it before popping it on. Yeah.

What humorous advice do the hosts give about chafing during running?

Keezy 2:01
Thought I'd come in and see whether Jase did notice, and boom, straight away. Straight away.
Mike Minogue 2:04
Well, there was actually a couple of ladies outside having a vape, weren't there? And Keezy spotted them. He took off his Tony denim jacket just to show off his white T-shirt.

What is the final takeaway from the episode regarding personal standards?

Jase 2:11
That's not at all what happened. And I've noticed, actually, you've both been sporting new T-shirts. What's going on, fellas? Is there a new thing happening with the wardrobes for you guys? We went T-shirt shopping together.
Keezy 2:22
Oh, you did? Oh, nice.
Mike Minogue 2:23
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keezy 2:24
I chose some for him. He chose some for me. Oh, good stuff.
Mike Minogue 2:26
It was cute. Yeah, that's right. I mean, we actually got some new ones, didn't we? I mean, we know that you're running your wardrobe, Jase, off the smell of an oily mung rag, but we splashed out a little bit.
Keezy 2:37
You went top quality. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And plus, actually, at one point, you just keep showing up with brand new shirts on. So we're like, Mo, you've got to do something about this. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to keep showing you fellas up all the time.
Jase 2:46
Yeah, you're showing us up. I know what you mean, man.
Keezy 2:48
I know what you mean. He claims to live on the smell of an oily mung rag, but in reality, he's buying a new T-shirt pretty much every day.
Jase 2:54
Well, you know, you're right there, fellas. I do run a tight ship financially.
Mike Minogue 2:58
Totally. Well, there certainly is the smell of a mung rag around here, but I don't know what's going on or where it's come from, but it's not keezy to me because we've got new shirts on. Hey, Jase, how are you today? Good, thanks, man. What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Another day, another opportunity, fellas, to get into the draw, to go and see the Fooey Fooey Moi Moi's, also known as the Foo Fighters. It's either later in the year or early next year. I think it's later in the year.
Jase 3:25
January next year, mate.
Mike Minogue 3:26
It's definitely next year. In Christchurch or Auckland, stay tuned for the cue to call and give us a bell. Speaking of great gifts, fellas, I've got a gift for Keezy, and I'm going to present it to him later on in the show. How good? I'm really excited.
Keezy 3:40
Like, for some reason, I don't feel very good about this gift. Usually when someone says, well, I've got a gift for you, I'm like, oh, sweet. But for some reason, when Mogi's doing it, I'm like, oh.
Mike Minogue 3:49
There's something not right about you.
Keezy 3:50
Do I have to have it?

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