THE DISCLAIMER: Arrest Etiquette
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What’s the opening banter and who are the hosts of The Big Show?
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Hello.
How are we going, team?
Really good. It's good, man. That's good. It was nice having ages off.
Yeah
It felt the same to me, I'll be honest.
Yeah, it did feel the same to me as well. I'll be honest with you. Four forty five this morning, bingo. Bang. Two o'clock for me. I was at two for you.
And then four o'clock, did douge, and then five o'clock, and I was like, fuck this, I'm getting up.
I was F and a Jeff 'cause I hadn't because that's when I set my alarm for breakfast, but I hadn't set my alarm. But I woke up at bang on four forty five. I thought it was about six or seven. Did you
really? Four forty five is when you were getting up. Yeah. Yes.
I was five fifteen. Right. Um And then I got out and wandered out to the kitchen. And was like, ah Oh damn it. Came back into bed. So you
went out to the kitchen to check the time, didn't you? No, I just went out and swore it.
I just yeah. Looked at his wife I looked at his phone, you mean. Yeah, which is
plugged in in the kitchen charger.
Yes. Um and I was like, oh for fuck's sake. So I went back to bed and my wife was awake. And she said, Oh, whose turn is it? For coffee.
How did Jason describe his chaotic early‑morning wake‑up routine?
Wow, at four forty five. And I went, Oh, it's a bit early for that, darling. And she went, Oh, what do you mean? What's the time? And I went, four forty five. What did she say? She went, Oh, fuck. And then what did you say to that? So I said, Wait on the five. While you're awake. Did you get back to sleep? We did. We did actually. It was quite good.
What time did you wake up?
Um quarter past six. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Which normally, you know, I wouldn't get. So I'm I was grateful for it. Oh, that's good, man. Yeah. Did you thank the universe? I did thank the universe.
I just woke up at seven thirty. Oh gee.
Yeah.
It's great. Fuck it's great. Like just not getting up at four whatever and it's it's going off and being like, uh fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fuck
it was good, man.
I think we need to start pounding the pills, Mogey. I think we need to go pharmaceutical on this.
I tell you what I'm doing is I'm not gonna uh I have I've been much better. This is a bad run I'm on. I'm on a bad run. But I've still I still feel good as gold. It's just a bad run. It's just a bad run, Casey. I was in bed early last night 'cause I was absolutely rooted yesterday. And yeah, a little bit of sleep chat, everyone. But then yeah, just waking up, waking up.
What happened during the Queen Street arrest that the hosts witnessed?
And I managed to go back to sleep, which was good. Yeah. Just roll around for a little while and then went to the gym and then blah got home at got home at seven. Yeah. Made the wife a coffee. She just woke up. Beautiful. Yeah. You're cracking on with your day, man. Well you do, you do. But I would absolutely fucking love to sleep through the night. God, how good would that be? Yeah. Maybe I need to talk to a uh what do you reckon?
Sleep psychologist? Nah.
Just someone at the pub or something. Is this
is
there such a thing? There probably is. There is.
There's a lot of little kids, isn't there? Yeah, there is. Like
a sleep. Baby whisperers they call them. Yes.
Why don't we fucking sleep? Why don't you we why don't we sleep train Mogey? Fucking sleep. So the way to do it.
Then I don't have to pay for it. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah.
Well, kill I mean, I need it too though, Keesy. Okay,
we'll sleep train both of you.
Okay. And by the sounds of it, so do you, because you've been having some shockers. No, but you're stressed. You've been stressed and waking up. It was
stress related, otherwise I'm sweet.
Yeah.
Um You sleep like a baby. I do. So what we'll do is we'll get a baby sleep trainer on. Yeah,
good idea.
How did the crew critique the police’s handling of the arrest?
And they'll be like right for Jace and a grown up one for me. No,
baby ones. What about a
hypnotist?
The trouble is what they want to do is they want to reset your circadian rhythm.
Yeah.
I don't like people fucking with my circadian rhythm. You leave that alone. Yeah. I'd have to do it. It's in it's uh it's dirty. Mm. Get your fingers out of there.
What do you think a circadian rhythm is?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and who are the hosts of The Big Show?
0:02–1:27
2
How did Jason describe his chaotic early‑morning wake‑up routine?
1:27–2:43
3
What happened during the Queen Street arrest that the hosts witnessed?
2:43–3:47
4
How did the crew critique the police’s handling of the arrest?
3:47–5:21
5
Why do the hosts keep talking about sleep, circadian rhythms, and nap‑blankets?
5:21–7:01
6
What’s the story behind the frozen‑yogurt dessert and the “bad influence” joke?
7:01–8:26
7
How do the hosts imagine a career in policing and share cop‑related anecdotes?
8:26–9:53
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and promote The Big Show?
9:53–11:13