THE DISCLAIMER: Dish Duty

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What’s the opening banter and show intro for this episode?

Professor Devi Sridhar 0:00
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Unknown 0:30
For all you mad bastards loving the big show podcast, get up even closer. On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok. Oh Raw Doggets. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodaki. Or get a fellow.
Mike Minogue 0:47
Hello.
Jason Hoyte 0:51
Yeah, man.
Mike Minogue 0:52
How are you, Jay? Spritely man?
Jason Hoyte 0:54
No, not at all. I was just saying I I was not happy waking up this morning. I was effing and Jeffin'.
Karl Urban 1:00
Just telling the fellows before you got here, I woke up s at one forty five. Oh, good. That was my earliest one. Yeah. I did get a couple of snoozes in later, but I was awake till about four. I said I gotta get to sleep before the birds come. It'll be a good movie. Yeah. You gotta get to sleep before the birds can be a
Mike Minogue 1:19
comedy of you versus a bird, like that Rowan Atkinson versus a bee one.
Karl Urban 1:23
Oh yeah. Man versus bird. There's fucking dozens of the bastards out there.

Why did the hosts’ dishwasher break and how did they react?

Karl Urban 1:27
I actually burst out laughing Was it yesterday or the day before? Some other bird, I don't know what the fuck it is. Just tweeting away. The ambulance version of a bird. Right. The same volume. Yeah. Weird as fucking thing. Unreal. I w I I w I
Jason Hoyte 1:44
woke up not yesterday morning the m th the morning before at two. Yes. After a shocking, shocking anxiety dream. Oh good. Which I'll tell you about off air 'cause it's not appropriate for on air, which I think you guys will probably find very amusing. Great.
Mike Minogue 2:00
Wait, so this was after dinner at my place? Yes. Great.
Jason Hoyte 2:03
Yeah. Um So I trigger Jay somehow with
Mike Minogue 2:06
what I do.
Jason Hoyte 2:07
Yeah. It was a shocker, man. And it was love but but I woke up in a cold sweat, just going, Oh fuck. And then I went, No 'cause my normal thing is to get up in that situation. Rip a vape. Yeah, yeah, well no, but um so I went, No, no, I'm not doing that. So instead I just lay in bed for about two hours wide awake, going, Oh, good one.
Karl Urban 2:28
Just run it through your head. I was just dreaming about the Warriors.
Jason Hoyte 2:32
It's tough to take
Mike Minogue 2:32
fellas. We'll have to do a debrief on the show, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you
Karl Urban 2:36
don't get much of one though, do you? 'Cause you're talking a gub.
Jason Hoyte 2:38
Even my wife was effing and Jeff. Was she? Yeah, a little
Karl Urban 2:42
bit.
Jason Hoyte 2:43
But how good Eden Park, man. Oh, it looked great. It was amazing.

How did they troubleshoot the dishwasher’s filter and get it working again?

Jason Hoyte 2:46
Yeah, it was pretty
Karl Urban 2:47
cool. I d I drove through Kingsland there during the day. It was getting off, man. I mean it was so cool. It made me really, really happy. Yes. Just rammed. Such a great place for it. All the bars, it's our own little Caxton Street. Yeah, it
Mike Minogue 3:00
is. It should a good little setup. It should like but cause the kind of all blacks and stuff uh they don't really have raucous party kind of fans. So it's just it it the vibe's good during an all blacks game, but during that Waz game it would have been fucking awesome. Yeah, it
Karl Urban 3:14
was. It was fizz.
Jason Hoyte 3:15
Yeah. God I'm gathered I missed it.
Mike Minogue 3:19
What K Kingsland?
Jason Hoyte 3:21
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 3:21
The the Fizz. Oh yeah, yeah. They would have loved having you. They were shouting out at me, Where's
Karl Urban 3:26
Ordy Jay?
Unknown 3:27
It's coming, he's coming. He's on T. Steamin'.
Karl Urban 3:32
We started about Caxton Street. No, bloody I enjoyed the game. It was great. Disappointing result. It's hard, it's hard, it's a long year, isn't it? Oh
Mike Minogue 3:40
long year. It's a long year. It's a fucking long year.
Karl Urban 3:43
It's a long year to have an end like that, I gotta say.
Mike Minogue 3:45
Um I was eating leftover lasagna.
Karl Urban 3:48
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 3:49
Um 'cause my coff my coffee table folds up and you can eat on the couch. So I was sitting on the couch there eating leftover lasagna, drinking leftover red wine. Just F in a Jeff in a wee bit. Just gutted. Actually, I wasn't even swearing, I was just gutted.
Karl Urban 4:02
Yeah. My daughter ran a tally. I owe her about twenty seven bucks. Yeah. She wasn't allowed to say one dollar to me every time I swore. She said she'd run a a tally and w she went she'd say boo ya, she said. Right. Yeah.

What funny stories emerged about hand‑washing dishes versus using the dishwasher?

Jason Hoyte 4:14
What I actually funnily enough, Mogey, I was thinking of you when I was watching that game going, I wonder if Rangi's um you know, get getting the old money and good kitty.

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