FULL SHOW: In-Law Issues

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What crazy accusation does Jase face at the start of the show?

Unknown 0:03
No nyt kävi näin, että piti löytää uusi mekko ja sitten siihen tietysti sopivat kengät. Ja löytyykin kenkiin mäsäävät korut, takki, hattu, huivi ja laukku ja laukkuun mahtuva meikki pussi, meikki pussin huulipuna. Mitenkäs nyt suupannaan? Suule maista! Uhran noisten elämää.
Jase Hoyte 0:30
The Hoda Keep Big Show Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food, freshly made with reburger. This is big. Really? Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Keasey.
Jason Hoyte 0:47
Oh, g'day you mad bastards. Great having your company on this glorious Thursday afternoon. It is the 24th of September 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to the big show brought to you by Reburger.
Mike Minogue 1:00
Crave worthy street food freshly made with
Jason Hoyte 1:03
re-burger.
Jase Hoyte 1:04
Craveworthy.
Jason Hoyte 1:07
Yeah, great stuff. Speaking of which, um Mogey's wearing a very, very tight black t shirt today and I'm loving it. How ya going, you stallion?
Karl Urban 1:17
Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Another beautiful day here in Auckland City. Man Kesy have been loving it, talking about how lucky we are to be alive and then old Haughty Jay comes in, effing and Jeffin complaining about the wind. What's going on with you, man? You're not getting enough sleep. What's happening?
Jason Hoyte 1:33
It's freezing cold. But there's you know, when you're walking about the C B D as I do all the time now, as you can imagine, Fieldus, it just creates all these wind tunnels. So you go, Oh, okay, I'll go into this street, 'cause this this street's a wind tunnel, and then boom, somehow it changes direction and that's a wind tunnel too. Having said that,
Mike Minogue 1:54
the
Karl Urban 1:54
sun is beautiful. Hey Gank easy, man.
Mike Minogue 1:57
Yeah, not too bad, fellas. Uh you guys are the first people I've spoken to today. Mm. I've just been at home alone, packing up my house, just doing odd jobs. Um and then I came into work and then someone said g'day and I said hello and it was the first thing I'd said all day. Yeah. Really weird. Do you not
Karl Urban 2:11
talk to yourself at home?
Mike Minogue 2:13
Nah. God, I got it, man. You are an odd fish.
Karl Urban 2:16
Yeah,
Mike Minogue 2:16
you're Why, what should I be doing?
Jason Hoyte 2:19
You're a odd fist. You were saying you um there was a few tears as well, Keesy, as you're packing up the joint, finding old photos and memories and old dillies and stuff and that sort of thing. It's it's an emotional time, isn't it, packing up the joint.
Mike Minogue 2:35
I found one of my old dillies and I burst into tears. Yeah, yeah. You said it was
Karl Urban 2:39
down to a nub.
Mike Minogue 2:41
Bogey Come on man, it's the first break of the show. Uh it was down to a top though. God
Jason Hoyte 2:53
What's happening on the big show with old Moge?
Karl Urban 3:04
What's up? What I don't know why, but you're gonna need uh old Hoody Jay and my help. You need a little bit of advice, a little bit of support. Um you're gonna be away, you're gonna need us to look after you a little bit, man. I don't know.
Mike Minogue 3:17
Yeah. It's just yeah, while I'm away, um I just need someone to come round and just sort of clean up all the nubs I've left around my joint. Cause there's like fifty of them.
Karl Urban 3:25
Oh bad boy nubby over here. Uh Jace, you've been accused of thieving and giving your record around here, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the truth. Come on, man. You're a shocking bastard. Bloody, it was outrageous. And up next, fellas, uh we released a video on socials overnight um about what we think Warriors fans should do. Um not sell their tickets for the grand final. Twenty-five percent of all tickets sold are have been bought by Warriors fans. Do you know if we don't go Keasey, thirty two thousand seats out of a possible eighty thousand sit empty? What a statement. Yeah man. What a way to stick it up.
Mike Minogue 4:00
Powerful state. Power to the people, Key Z up the wire. That's not twenty five percent of eighty. Is it that's close enough. Is it? Yeah. I don't know if it is.
Jason Hoyte 4:09
Ugh Chin Chin You gonna
Jase Hoyte 4:14
say the artist? The temper trap. The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Jason Hoyte 4:20
Yes indeed, Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show. This uh Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirteen and fellas controversy hits
Karl Urban 4:29
the
Jason Hoyte 4:29
big show.
Karl Urban 4:30
Absolutely. Yeah, we had an idea uh a couple of days ago. We we we released a reel about it last night and it's absolutely exploded.

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