FULL SHOW: How To Prolong a Marriage
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What is the opening banter and intro for today’s episode?
The Hot I keep big show show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food, freshly made with reburger.
She's big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Noak and Keasy.
Oh, g'day you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Wednesday afternoon. It is the 23rd of September 2026 and you my friends, as always, listening to the big show brought to you by
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Yellows. Yeah. Yellows. I don't know.
What the heck? Hey uh Mogeus.
Austalian, how's life? Go pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of a bee. Have I got some sleep chat for you later on in the show, fellas? No, how good. Little tease that I'm doing there. Love it. Um spring has sprung, Jason. You can tell that because it's four degrees and blowing a goddamn gale. Yeah, and pissing down at the moment. Didn't we? We had a couple of weeks over there, didn't we? Yeah, we did, we did. Warmed up. We called it a false dawn. It was a false dawn. Here we are freezing again. Keasy, how you going, man? Other than the fact you
So it's obviously got a massive delay on it. Um I'm good fellas. Just a reminder, we've got a brand new system that's been uh installed here. I've never used it before and it just shat itself.
You know what springs to mind? A poor workman blames his tools. Yeah.
I'm not blaming you guys. I'm good fellas anyway. Uh Oh that's good, man. It's good stuff. Jace, how are you going, man?
Yeah, good, thanks. You know, you know I'm I'm I'm bloody
dandy. That's great, man.
You know what I mean? Just getting by, getting by. As you do, fellas on a d on some days. Are you fizzed up for a big Wednesday? Oh I'm always fizzed up for a Wednesday keezy.
What's happening on the big show with old Moge?
Well, we've got an exciting day today, fellas. Later on in the show we're gonna be talking to a uh a c now we don't do politics here as a rule. Yes. Um and that's been since day dot. If you want politics, you go to some people who actually know about politics. And that's not us. No. However, there's been a party that's come across our table and we've all been made aware of it separately, uh separately. Trust New Zealand. Um they're called some interesting policy, so we're going to be talking to James Harrison after five o'clock some point. Um not only that, they're old Keesy. I don't know what the guts is with this man, but uh uh you've got a bone to pick with small international business owners. Is it true that I just have to stick around and to find out what that is actually?
I would advise Mogie that you do stick around to find out. Um when you read it out like that it does sound like I've got some sort of pretty intense gripe with people. No, it's not that big. Well,
I've never seen you so angry. Well, I was like, And when you were telling us about it, you were fuming. Was I? You were the veins were bulging in your neck while you were talking about it. Yeah, your neck.
Also, coming up next, fellas, uh I need some advice from old Hoidy Jay over there. Sure, man. You've been married for longer than me, man. I just need uh Yeah, I just need to pick those big
brains of yours. Yeah, sure. No worries, Mogey. In the meantime, here's a bit of bush for you Wednesday.
The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Oasis there on the Hodaki Big Show this uh Wednesday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock.
What do you need your advice, man? Sure, man. Had a uh an interaction with my wife this morning that left me absolutely fuming, and let me talk you through it. Um as I do every morning, I get up at around three, four, five o'clock, get up, do a little bit of work. Yes. Um around about seven or eight, my wife wakes up. Um I'll make my well, actually, that's not true. My daughter will wake up and then jump into bed with my wife. My wife will read my daughter a Book and I'll make coffee for my wife and a piece of toast for my daughter while that happens, right? Right every single Every single day.
Lovely.
Um now this morning I made it, went in, took it in there, happy years, went out, came back in for Sunday or other and and my wife s sort of looks at me and she goes, Whoa.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and intro for today’s episode?
0:00–4:46
2
How does Mike ask for marriage advice and what’s the main conflict?
4:46–14:06
3
What techniques does Jason suggest for handling the silent‑treatment dispute?
14:06–23:59
4
What is Jase’s new spring‑salad recipe and how can listeners make it?
23:59–32:57
5
What travel plans does Keyzie share and what tips does he give for a trip to Japan?
32:57–39:58
6
How does the group tackle the sleep‑deprivation problem and what routine do they recommend?
39:58–48:39
7
What is the “Name Our Beer” contest and how can listeners enter?
48:39–50:34