FULL SHOW: A Hoyte Holiday Hassle
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What’s the opening banter and intro for today’s show?
The Hot I keep big show show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food, freshly made with reburger.
Jason Hoyt, Mike Monog, and Keasey. Oh, g'day you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It is the 22nd of September 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to the big show brought to you by Reboot Gear.
Craveworthy street food freshly made with Reboot Gear.
Yeah, great stuff. Uh we're back on the Arvos, fellas, after doing a little stint on breakfast. Have you fully recovered, Mogie, you massive stallion?
I've got to be honest with you, man. I'm uh I'm going pretty grassy, mad dog. Yeah. Six son of a bee. But I was a little bit low energy until I heard you do the top of the air because that means we're back on Yeah, man. We're back on drive, baby. This is where we belong, Keesy. I don't want you getting ahead of yourself, getting above yourself, getting beyond your station and thinking breakfast is where it's at, man. 'Cause it's not it.
Man, you've read my mind, Moggy. I was like, shit, I have to find a way to get off this show and get on to Brecky. I was getting
those vibes as well. I've already looked into it, man. You can't it can't be done. Not at all. Unfortunately. Nah, sadly. If it was twenty years,
I'll
be gone.
You know, you you may have a shop. Twenty years. Fifteen to twenty, I reckon. And on this station? On this station. Either that or Coast or something. Yeah, I think so, man. Oh yeah, with
like Sam Wallace in there. A hundred percent. Yeah, yeah. Good start. I think it'll
be you and uh Simon Barnett.
Oh w yeah well tell you what, he's pretty good at radio.
He is, he's very good. You've got a lot to learn off him.
Hey Chase. Yes, Key Z How are you today? Yeah, good, thank you. You got your puffer jacket on, man. Well,
we were just discussing before we went on air, the uh studio has a habit of going up and down in temperature. One moment you're sweating your ass off, the next moment you're freezing your tits off. So you know what I mean? Uh it's almost ripe to get ill, you know what I'm saying? That constant fluctuation of temperature motion. I
completely agree with you, man, but you know, look, we've been here for five and a half years and nothing's changed. You just gotta suck it. You gotta shut up and get on with it, man. Totally, man. Goddamn backbone.
What's happening on the big show with our mogey?
Well, another day, it's another opportunity to uh hear about Jace's uh inability to plan trips. You got a holiday coming up, man. You've had an absolute shocker. Yeah, I have. We're gonna be hearing all about that. Um also gonna be having a look at So what we can do around this WAS situation, now I know people think there's a bit of, you know, um so great, it's banging on about it. Haven't we talked about it enough? And frankly the answer is yes. Um but we've got a new idea, a way that we can impact grand final day. Um even though we're not gonna be there, we can find a way to actually be there and have a presence at the ground on that day. Show our rage. And coming up next, old Keesy. Twenty four hours uh on from his come down with the fellows scores.
Uh you gotta process your thoughts for us, mate.
Yeah, because if our afternoon listeners didn't hear, um O Keezy got uh uh he got put through the ringer there in the scoring department from a certain member of the big show, and I think I've had time to process it and I've got some thoughts now.
I've gotta say I am interested to see what happened when you got home, um and how the conversation was with your wife went and how she's feeling about it. It was
chill, Mogie, don't worry about it.
Here's Kings of Leon in the meantime, you backbones.
The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
It's indeed smashing pumpkins there on the uh Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes past four o'clock.
Come dine with The feelings.
Yes indeed. Uh we posted the video last night, uh, of the uh come dine with the Fallers Key Z edition. That's going off. As all of them have, Fallers. People love a bit of come dine with me action from the big show.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and intro for today’s show?
0:00–8:30
2
How did Keyzie react to his dinner score and the scoring controversy?
8:30–17:21
3
What holiday plans did Hoyte share and why did they go off the rails?
17:21–25:18
4
What Airbnb tips and dimension‑checking advice did the hosts give?
25:18–32:53
5
How did the pigeon race finale turn out and what were the winnings?
32:53–41:07
6
What TV shows and movies were discussed in the “TV Chat” segment?
41:07–48:41
7
What dinner ideas and food stories were shared in the “What’s for Tea, New Zealand?” segment?
48:41–50:33
8
How can listeners help name the new beer for the Dunedin Craft Beer & Food Festival?
50:33–50:56