THE DISCLAIMER: Dole Life, With The Fellas

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What is the opening banter and how do the hosts introduce the Big Show?

Mick Molloy 0:02
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer. On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok. Or Raw Doggets. Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodak here.
Jason Hoyte 0:16
Good afternoon, gentlemen. Back bonus. Hello there. How's everyone going today on this? Beautiful day, actually. A bit windy. Bit chilly, but beautiful
Karl Urban 0:28
day, man. Bit nippy. Bit nippy. Stunning. Bloody beautiful. Very happy with that day out there, man.
Jason Hoyte 0:34
The problem is you
Mike Minogue 0:34
live in the C B D now, and so there's
Karl Urban 0:35
a big thing.
Jason Hoyte 0:37
I've got so many problems. I don't even know where to start. There's big buildings. Have you got
Karl Urban 0:41
ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one?
Jason Hoyte 0:45
Nah. Oh,
Karl Urban 0:46
I bet Joe's one.
Jason Hoyte 0:47
I've got uh handy problems. Um but what? What were you saying, Keasy? Cause I live in the C B DY. Cause there's tunnels, wind tunnels.
Mike Minogue 0:58
But the hell's a C B D Y? You're adding an extra letter there, Jace. It's too many letters you made. Um no, because the big buildings block out all the like sunlight and shit. Out west, it's just fucking bright blue everywhere, trees.

Why do the hosts complain about living in the CBD and what problems do they mention?

Mike Minogue 1:10
Yeah. Burnout smoke. Refuse. Fireworks. Dog poos. Dog poo. Yeah, there's dog poos out.
Jason Hoyte 1:18
No, no, no. Abandoned cars.
Mike Minogue 1:20
I think Chase you would admit that you have seen more action of that nature living in town than out west.
Jason Hoyte 1:27
Actually, yeah, just on that front, uh you've just reminded me three arrests today.
Mike Minogue 1:31
Outside your house. Yep. Three. Fuck yeah. One in about seven When at about
Jason Hoyte 1:34
seven thirty in the morning, an absolute of an argument. What time? About seven thirty. An absolute doozy. What was the problem? I don't know. There was just a lot of F bombs silent treatment. A lot of F bombs being dropped and then the police van turned up. Bit of a tussle on the pavement there. Oh yes. And then the cops running off because someone else is running off down the street uh and there's a bus coming so they're obviously looking to get on the bus and piss off. Oh that's a good getaway place. That's a good getaway place. Yeah,
Karl Urban 2:05
so the
Jason Hoyte 2:05
cops
Karl Urban 2:06
were like, no, no. Stops fifteen meters up the road.
Jason Hoyte 2:08
Um, yeah, but there were three of them today. It was full on. I don't know what it was. Maybe the wind.
Karl Urban 2:14
The weekend. And Thursday. Thursday is a uh 'cause back in the day the uh the dull day used to be your Tuesday. For me it was Thursday Mark. Then they started mixing it up and it could be different days. Yes. Different days. That was good 'cause then you didn't feel so much like you're a bludger. Even though you were.
Jason Hoyte 2:32
Yeah.
Karl Urban 2:33
Because when it was just the Tuesday Everybody going to stand everybody knew you were a bludger. You know, when you're getting your money out of the bank, etc. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. For sure.
Mike Minogue 2:42
Yeah.

What happened during the early‑morning arrest incident and how did it unfold?

Mike Minogue 2:43
You should go on the dole, Keesy. It's good fun. Well, I was just thinking I've never been on the dole. I wonder if I ever will be on the dole. Pretty much have been though. You've been a student. Fuck yeah, yeah. Doing jack shit. For three years I was probably the equivalent. Yeah. But I yeah.
Jason Hoyte 2:55
I um doing fuck
Mike Minogue 2:57
all
Jason Hoyte 2:58
like the idea my tax dollars are going to people that are just chilling. You know, 'cause I did that for a while. So long. Fill your boots.
Karl Urban 3:06
You need a bit of time out sometimes, man. And let me tell you, you're not living the life uh of Riley by any stretch of the imagination. But what you get to do is just have a little bit of a think. Yes. A bit of a chat. Talk about the state of the world with your mates. Play chess. Get stoned. Uh drink piss. Yes. And eat toast. And eat toast, yes. And sort of for some reason wallow round in your own filth. It's not a very clean for me. What
Jason Hoyte 3:35
if someone came along? Well that's because you can't afford cleaning products.
Mike Minogue 3:38
If someone came along and was like, uh, hey fellows, you gotta go on the dole for one year.
Karl Urban 3:43
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 3:44
Would that be all G?
Karl Urban 3:45
But why are they saying that? Just to assume it's a good thing. If it's compared to what I'm doing now, then no, I'm not keen on that. I've already done that. But if you're gonna pay me to do it, then I'll do it. No, no, you just But if it was if I was forced to For a year. It would be fine. I know I can do it. As compared to doing alone, I couldn't do alone. I couldn't go out into uh Oh the T V show alone.

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