Jason Bateman

We haven't advanced technologically enough to reach out to them.

The dark matter.

I used to say this thing with... Are you aware of the phenomenon of a ship of fools?

Do you remember that from the Middle Ages where...

It was a great Robert Plant song, is that?

It could be.

But the idea was that they would take their deviants and criminals, their incorrigible criminals, and they'd put them on a ship, you know, because they didn't have space for them.

They just put them on a ship out to sea.

Floating Australia.

Well, sometimes, you know, you'd encounter a ship of fools and it wasn't a fun thing, right?

Well, they weren't armed.

They shouldn't be armed.

No, no, they made sure they were... But my theory about, because so much of alien abduction testimony has to do with being probed anally and having their teeth drilled, my theory was that alien civilizations were putting their...

deviants and dentists on a ship.

Oh, I see.

Okay, very good.

Sending it out into the galaxy and somehow they've come into our world.

Why would you want to cut that?

I'm so bad with hobbies.

I really should have a hobby.