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"Noah Hawley"

01 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What are Noah Hawley's early influences and background in writing?

5.768 - 20.352 Sean Hayes

Hey, I'm Sean. And I'm Will. And I'm Jason. Hey, Will. Do you like golf? Oh, I love golf. Let's talk about golf. Ah, I hit a Ford. I hit it out of the park today on my Niner.

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20.793 - 24.96 Will Arnett

Well, that's awesome. That's better than I can. You guys, it's time to talk. We have to do a Smart List episode.

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25.381 - 28.786 Sean Hayes

Ah, Sean, shut the fuck up. Ah, yeah, what do you know?

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30.169 - 51.515 Will Arnett

Welcome to Smart List. Smart. Shawnee, are those glasses new? Yeah, what do you think?

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52.437 - 54.863 Jason Bateman

Yeah, they're not bad.

54.903 - 55.484 Will Arnett

Let's go higher.

55.504 - 56.486 Jason Bateman

Really? No, you don't like them?

56.727 - 62.219 Will Arnett

Well... Do you not like them seriously? I just put them on like five minutes ago. Lean closer to your camera.

62.74 - 80.007 Jason Bateman

Do you like them? Oh, not that close. Yeah, another good. What do you think, honestly? You look great in everything. You know, I was noticing you on Kimmel last night. Me too. You look great on Kimmel. I was thinking the same thing. All right, everybody. Are you working with a new stylist or something, Sean? I am, actually. Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chapter 2: How does Noah Hawley describe his transition from writing to directing?

90.98 - 97.296 Will Arnett

You are a great guest. You know, I don't know how you guys feel about talk shows and stuff. Like, I get so nervous. I... I talk fast.

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98.159 - 102.896 Jason Bateman

Well, you know what's bad? A guest that talks slow isn't nervous.

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103.599 - 103.88 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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103.9 - 106.228 Jason Bateman

So wait, Will, are you still in New York?

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106.411 - 116.525 Will Arnett

I am, yeah. Wow. And it's still press for the movie? Still doing press for the movie, yeah. Still, like, just kind of getting going, really. Yeah. Yeah. Busy, busy, busy.

116.725 - 120.931 Jason Bateman

Yeah, because it comes out. Well, I don't know when this episode is. December 19th is when the movie comes out.

120.951 - 126.078 Will Arnett

December 19th. Yeah. Yeah, is this thing on. I can't wait for everybody to see you in it. It's so exciting.

126.098 - 127.901 Jason Bateman

And what about you? You're in it, too, mister.

127.921 - 129.883 Will Arnett

And, Sean, you're in it, too. Sure. Sure.

Chapter 3: What challenges did Noah face while adapting iconic films into television series?

176.046 - 183.381 Jason Bateman

How do you guys get through the late afternoon? Okay, Sean, I've already explained your strategy. Will, how do you do it?

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183.361 - 188.272 Will Arnett

You know, I just do stuff, you know, whatever. Schnitzy LaRue.

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189.113 - 194.024 Jason Bateman

Or do you guys go to like an espresso at a certain time every day?

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194.204 - 196.71 Will Arnett

No, I do. What are you waving at?

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197.171 - 200.037 Jason Bateman

There's a fly in here. Dock on it.

201.029 - 201.97 Will Arnett

Like an old gramp?

201.991 - 202.571 Jason Bateman

Like the guy from Up?

202.611 - 209.342 Will Arnett

He's really coming apart. He's an old man. He's grumbling about the time. He's waving at a fly.

210.143 - 220.86 Jason Bateman

I've had a real high-protein shake with spirulina and everything in it. I should be vibrating right now, but no. I'm supplementing it with this ice green tea, and I'm still sluggish.

Chapter 4: How does Noah Hawley balance family life with his creative work?

285.149 - 288.917 Will Arnett

It's a thong.

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288.897 - 290.579 Jason Bateman

That doubles into a t-shirt.

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290.659 - 291.961 Will Arnett

Yeah, go ahead, Jason. Do you have something you want to add?

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291.981 - 305.536 Jason Bateman

Today we got a big brain, okay? He's not one of your fancy-dancy celebs that are going to clue you into the life of the rich and famous, okay? No, Sean will. Today we've got someone who's given you some of the best television available over the last 20 years.

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305.917 - 323.344 Jason Bateman

This is a writer, producer, director, and often all three on the projects that he gives us, giving us the kind of specific and singular experience that we look for on television nowadays. He's got the nominations, the awards. He's got the education, the credentials. He's also got the looks, the taste, the kids, the wife. The wind at his back.

323.364 - 339.934 Jason Bateman

And he's going to tell us how he keeps it all together while bringing us top entertainment with shows like Bones, Legion, and the massive hit Fargo, and the new and spectacular Alien Earth. Folks, Noah Hawley. Bring it out here, Noah. Take it easy, Sean. Don't attack him just yet.

340.394 - 347.202 Noah Hawley

This is exciting for me. Good afternoon, Noah. Good afternoon. I'm not nervous, and I'm going to speak very slowly.

347.342 - 348.683 Jason Bateman

Good, good, good.

349.144 - 349.464 Noah Hawley

Okay.

Chapter 5: What unique storytelling techniques does Noah use in his projects?

393.486 - 399.094 Jason Bateman

Do you guys know him at all? How do you guys know each other? Just through mixers, you know, get togethers. Mixers.

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399.515 - 399.835 Will Arnett

Yeah.

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400.116 - 401.838 Jason Bateman

Someone set us up once.

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402.559 - 410.008 Will Arnett

Jason described you, and I don't know if Jason's like, not one of your celebrity, like he was, that felt like a real shot across your bow, if I'm being honest.

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410.028 - 423.985 Jason Bateman

It's good, I mean. He's not one of these, like these, you know, tabloid celebs, you know, that sometimes we're looking up the book on this show. That's you. I've never been on a tabloid. Unless I'm caught in the background of one of Jen's shots, you know?

423.965 - 447.019 Noah Hawley

I will say, you know, living in Austin, you know, I'll go to LA sometimes and I'll think, oh, right, I'm somebody. Sure. But at the same time... The second you leave, you're nobody. Right. Well, but no, sometimes there, I feel like it's the only place I've ever been where you can feel like nobody also, right? It has that status game that is very specific.

446.999 - 478.44 Jason Bateman

But talk about that though. Like you are – for a lot of the people listening to this and maybe only Tracy will be like, well, this Noah Hawley. Who is this fellow? For most people, they know exactly who you are and you're enormously well-known and very, very powerful in this industry. But – Is there a part, let's put it this way. I've got a writer friend of mine who likes to also act.

478.758 - 506.166 Jason Bateman

And- Is this you? No. Okay. He's an enormous writer, but couldn't give a shit about the writing. Just wants to act. Oh, really? Do you see the kind of weight and power in the writing that you should and deserve? Because he doesn't. Like, he doesn't get that, like, he's already got the gold medal there by being an incredibly successful writer. That's so hard to do.

507.091 - 523.185 Noah Hawley

No, I'm very... Look, I love all the parts of the job. I like to sit in a room and write a novel and the phone doesn't ring and I like the writer's room element of it. I love to get on set and direct and the team support of it all.

Chapter 6: How does Noah approach the theme of childhood in his work?

573.954 - 580.644 Noah Hawley

You see the aura. I appreciate that. He can come over and tell my wife how powerful I am.

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581.265 - 584.449 Jason Bateman

Now, what about that? How old are your kids?

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584.632 - 586.456 Noah Hawley

13 and 18.

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586.496 - 596.278 Jason Bateman

Okay. Now, so they're old enough to give it up. That's exactly the same age as mine. Do your kids give it up? Do they get what you do? Do they like what you do?

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596.917 - 613.499 Noah Hawley

Yeah, I think so. You know, I don't know how it is with you, but probably one more than the other. You know, I think, you know, my son loves to... He's the 13-year-old. He loves to come to set, give me a headset. I'm going to sit on the camera rig, you know. Oh, that's cool. He's, you know, I call him the mayor of childhood, you know.

613.599 - 627.826 Noah Hawley

And then my daughter's a little more retiring, a little, you know, less... I don't know. She appreciates it in a different way, I think. I think he's like, where's my director's chair?

628.046 - 631.716 Jason Bateman

Right, right, right. Is either one of them interested in the industry?

632.81 - 653.029 Noah Hawley

Early, too early to tell, I feel like, yeah. I mean, my son did ask me on Alien Earth. He's like, is there any role? Like, could I do anything in there? And so I did put him in the show, just in a sort of improv. He plays the young Alex Lothar character. And, you know, I wasn't going to write a scene, but I wanted that kind of,

653.009 - 676.567 Noah Hawley

feeling of that the kind of maliki feeling of of the childhood thing and i was like i can't hire a day player to be his dad and then i got he's never acted before and so you know i'm always the guy who's like maximum creativity maximum efficiency i was like the easiest thing to do is if i just get down on the floor and i play the dad and i'm there with him and you did that I did, I did.

Chapter 7: What insights does Noah share about the creative process in Hollywood?

721.508 - 724.095 Will Arnett

And it's really cool. I love, I love it so much.

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724.476 - 726.722 Jason Bateman

It starts before the original alien, correct?

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726.702 - 736.461 Will Arnett

Yes, it's a couple of years before. And after the Prometheus and the covenant, right? In between? Yeah, I think that's accurate.

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736.722 - 748.305 Noah Hawley

You know, I felt like I wanted... I mean, Sean, don't mess up your microphone here, okay? Put some plastic over it. One of us is an expert on Alien, but I don't think it's me.

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748.285 - 765.062 Will Arnett

Okay, okay, yeah. Because, Sean, according to your timeline, actually... It's the glasses. I got the new glasses, so they make me alien smart. No, but yeah, did you feel the weight of it, and how did it come to you, and how did you create it?

765.042 - 786.358 Noah Hawley

Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, I've now had this opportunity a couple of times, right, to take a classic film and turn it into a TV show. And, you know, for me, it's never about going back and re-watching the film, right? It's about thinking about, well, how does that film live in my imagination? And what are the feelings that it brings up?

786.338 - 810.607 Noah Hawley

and how can I create those same feelings in an audience by telling them a different story, you know? The thing with an alien movie is it's a two-hour survival story, but a TV show has to be the opposite, right? You have to invest in 10 or 30 or 50 hours about characters who don't die, right? And so, well, what is it if it's not a two-hour survival story?

810.687 - 829.491 Noah Hawley

And so there needs to be, you know, even if you have... 60% of the best action in horror, you still have 40% of what are we talking about, right? What's the show about and everything. So that's where it started for me. And it came down to this one moment in...

829.69 - 842.746 Noah Hawley

in Ridley's movie where, you know, the monster's out and Sigourney's in the communication room and the computer is telling her that the crew is expendable and she leans back and Ian Holm is there and you realize he's an android. Right.

Chapter 8: What future projects does Noah Hawley have in the pipeline?

912.206 - 915.271 Noah Hawley

Right. Unless we introduce these new creatures, right?

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915.331 - 915.912 Will Arnett

Right, right, right.

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915.932 - 922.282 Noah Hawley

Unless we go, all right, well, it's an eyeball with tentacles and how does it reproduce and what does it eat? And I don't like that, you know?

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922.322 - 946.295 Will Arnett

Wait, wait, wait, wait. So how do you, this is a great point. This is about my mom. This is- One eye. No, Sean, I'm not gonna reach for the low hanging fruit, even though it's still a fruit. That's the thing about low-hanging fruit. No, is that when you come up with a creature like that, like what are the things that it's got the tentacles and stuff, what is that process?

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946.375 - 955.745 Will Arnett

Are you guys in the writer's room going like, are people pitching like, no, no, no, he's got eight tentacles because one of them, no, no, no, hang on a second. And like how do you write that?

956.686 - 982.403 Noah Hawley

No, it's really interesting. You know, the writer's room, You know, I have a kind of love-hate relationship with the writer's room. I had to figure out how to use it for myself. And what I figured out about it is it's a really good way to help me think out loud, you know? So I don't tend to let the room... tell the story, I tend to go in there and I go, here's where we are.

982.443 - 998.649 Noah Hawley

And then if I can't be in the room tomorrow, I'll say, all right, well, you know, it's like, let's say assimilation is a big theme in this story. Why don't you talk tomorrow about how that theme plays into all the characters? And then I'll come back and we'll talk about that and then we'll keep moving. forward, so.

999.231 - 1023.205 Will Arnett

Sure, but okay, so then let's say you have an idea for a specific creature. Yeah. And are you talking with the folks, with like some of the design folks and the people about that as you're coming up with it? And are they talking to you about limitations or they're like, Well, we don't know if we can have it suck its own eyeball out. Eyeball out. Family programming.

1025.629 - 1028.815 Will Arnett

Jason was immediately like, can they do that?

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