Jason Bateman

Reading in the sun makes me want to vomit.

Reading in the sun, to me, it's like being trapped in a hot car with the windows rolled up, stuck,

broken i don't know when the driver's coming back and i have a three-year-old screaming in my ear yeah um that that's that's that's what reading on the on a hot beach really yeah because i'm already sweating and i'm now and i have to concentrate on like words and i got the hard bounce off the paper and i know i can't do it i got sweat i got sunglasses on and other sweats dripping on the glasses i gotta keep wiping the glass and i hear all the people having fun in the water and i

Yeah.

Let's get right into it.

A traveling, what is it?

A sex education sketch group.

Bring us up.

Do yourself.

What was the draft that made it to the stage on how to put on a condom in a funny, funny way?

But what was this group that sounds somewhat charitable and, you know...

You're judging me.

I heard you judging me.

No, but it sounds like you're like doing great things.

I wish I was doing stuff at 13 that was going around and doing, you know, but doing shows for like hospitals.

How did you get involved in that?

That sounds like you were walking around with a bunch of very nice people.

I'd love to see the one act on Connery.

Should Will and I lay down?

Yeah, you were across the table.