Jason Elrod

You know, classic story.

Young, religious, you get married so you can have sex.

I have a wife and a kid.

We're both from Birmingham.

We always wanted to do a big move.

So we were going to move somewhere.

Once comedy became in the mix.

Say you or Deez.

They just fucking described it.

Oh, no.

All right.

I saw a Jesus 2024 campaign sign on my way here and was thinking how sick it would be if Jesus descended from heaven as a third party candidate.

And then this time the liberals would be like, we need to see the birth certificate.

A Massachusetts man revealed that he was serving barbecued human flesh at his neighborhood get togethers.

And I just want to know what were his wine pairings?

The country of Wales is going to start jailing politicians who lie.

So in other words, Wales is shutting down its government.

And speaking of the government, there's a presidential debate coming up this week on CNN, and I actually heard from somebody, the loser has to fuck Hillary Clinton.

Okay, that's my time.

Fuck yeah.