Jason Elrod

Oh, my God.

But sorry for bringing up the Vols.

I shouldn't have done it.

But go Vols.

And if you are a Tennessee baseball player, hit up my DMs.

Yeah, I actually shouted out American Airlines and United last week when I couldn't make it to Hartford, and United responded to me and gave me extra miles and refunded me, so now I'm totally anti-American Airlines pro, United Airlines.

Well, I know that very well, and his mom actually still lives there because I actually visited his mom this past weekend in Columbus, Ohio.

That was literally... Tony, that was my fucking best part of the weekend!

Oh, man.

Talk about Netflix and chill like that last guy.

It's funny you're laughing, Red Band, because I'm not kidding about any of this shit, dumbasses.

So it's funny you're laughing about it.

I had that bitch up against a fucking shower, dick.

Red Band, she sure looked special needs when she was sucking on my dick, dumbass!

Holy shit!

Fucking drooling all over the place, it was nasty!

She looked real fucking retarded sucking my dick in the shower, dude.

She said she had a light lunch, so that makes sense.

Well, she's also bulimic, so... But, yeah, it was a lot of fun, though, Tony.

I was kind of kidding with myself.