Jason Schommer

Standing in a sea of organic produce consisting of pineapples, cucumbers, and strawberries, I saw her standing there in a wide-brimmed hat, a cardigan that was tan and white over a summery outfit and flat shoes. Our eyes met, we smiled, I knew, and she knew that I knew. Now the fact that I'm at Ralph's Grocery in North Hollywood is surreal at best.

Standing in a sea of organic produce consisting of pineapples, cucumbers, and strawberries, I saw her standing there in a wide-brimmed hat, a cardigan that was tan and white over a summery outfit and flat shoes. Our eyes met, we smiled, I knew, and she knew that I knew. Now the fact that I'm at Ralph's Grocery in North Hollywood is surreal at best.

Standing in a sea of organic produce consisting of pineapples, cucumbers, and strawberries, I saw her standing there in a wide-brimmed hat, a cardigan that was tan and white over a summery outfit and flat shoes. Our eyes met, we smiled, I knew, and she knew that I knew. Now the fact that I'm at Ralph's Grocery in North Hollywood is surreal at best.

A week earlier I had been offered a job to work behind the scenes on a TV show. So I quit my job, threw everything I owned into a storage unit, and drove cross country. Once there, after working a few days, I was notified that there was going to be some production changes and it wasn't going to work out. Scheduling issues. Yeah, no grand, you're fired, no scandalous story, nothing.

A week earlier I had been offered a job to work behind the scenes on a TV show. So I quit my job, threw everything I owned into a storage unit, and drove cross country. Once there, after working a few days, I was notified that there was going to be some production changes and it wasn't going to work out. Scheduling issues. Yeah, no grand, you're fired, no scandalous story, nothing.

A week earlier I had been offered a job to work behind the scenes on a TV show. So I quit my job, threw everything I owned into a storage unit, and drove cross country. Once there, after working a few days, I was notified that there was going to be some production changes and it wasn't going to work out. Scheduling issues. Yeah, no grand, you're fired, no scandalous story, nothing.

Just scheduling issues. So I had come to Ralph's Grocery to emotionally eat. And the moment I saw her, I was immediately whisked away to a snowy mountaintop. It was Kearney Wilson from Wilson Phillips. Oh my God! Are you kidding me? Kearney freaking Wilson? Now if you don't know who Kearney Wilson is, let me tell you. She is one third of the power trio Wilson Phillips.

Just scheduling issues. So I had come to Ralph's Grocery to emotionally eat. And the moment I saw her, I was immediately whisked away to a snowy mountaintop. It was Kearney Wilson from Wilson Phillips. Oh my God! Are you kidding me? Kearney freaking Wilson? Now if you don't know who Kearney Wilson is, let me tell you. She is one third of the power trio Wilson Phillips.

Just scheduling issues. So I had come to Ralph's Grocery to emotionally eat. And the moment I saw her, I was immediately whisked away to a snowy mountaintop. It was Kearney Wilson from Wilson Phillips. Oh my God! Are you kidding me? Kearney freaking Wilson? Now if you don't know who Kearney Wilson is, let me tell you. She is one third of the power trio Wilson Phillips.

who in 1990 gave the world the number one anthem for anyone, for anyone who was teetering and on the brink of giving up to just hold on. Now I love pop culture, I'm a pop culture fanatic, so I immediately, recognizing the magnitude of this, knew I needed to follow Carney Wilson. So I did, and it was awkward. She got pork chops. I bought pork chops. I'm a vegetarian. She bought flowers.

who in 1990 gave the world the number one anthem for anyone, for anyone who was teetering and on the brink of giving up to just hold on. Now I love pop culture, I'm a pop culture fanatic, so I immediately, recognizing the magnitude of this, knew I needed to follow Carney Wilson. So I did, and it was awkward. She got pork chops. I bought pork chops. I'm a vegetarian. She bought flowers.

who in 1990 gave the world the number one anthem for anyone, for anyone who was teetering and on the brink of giving up to just hold on. Now I love pop culture, I'm a pop culture fanatic, so I immediately, recognizing the magnitude of this, knew I needed to follow Carney Wilson. So I did, and it was awkward. She got pork chops. I bought pork chops. I'm a vegetarian. She bought flowers.

I bought flowers. I'm allergic. She was in feminine hygiene products. I'm a boy. So I ducked around the aisle to text my friend, Jen, to let her know of this moment. Now, Jen is a massive Wilson Phillips fan. She actually was in negotiations with their management to have them perform at her graduation.

I bought flowers. I'm allergic. She was in feminine hygiene products. I'm a boy. So I ducked around the aisle to text my friend, Jen, to let her know of this moment. Now, Jen is a massive Wilson Phillips fan. She actually was in negotiations with their management to have them perform at her graduation.

I bought flowers. I'm allergic. She was in feminine hygiene products. I'm a boy. So I ducked around the aisle to text my friend, Jen, to let her know of this moment. Now, Jen is a massive Wilson Phillips fan. She actually was in negotiations with their management to have them perform at her graduation.

I sent her a text, oh my God, I'm at Ralph's Grocery in North Hollywood and I just saw Carney Wilson. And that's when Carney Wilson walked right past me and mouthed, hello. She didn't say it, she just mouthed. Now, if you are a famous singer or an actor and you talk in public, people recognize your voice. She couldn't say hello. She just had to mouth it.

I sent her a text, oh my God, I'm at Ralph's Grocery in North Hollywood and I just saw Carney Wilson. And that's when Carney Wilson walked right past me and mouthed, hello. She didn't say it, she just mouthed. Now, if you are a famous singer or an actor and you talk in public, people recognize your voice. She couldn't say hello. She just had to mouth it.

I sent her a text, oh my God, I'm at Ralph's Grocery in North Hollywood and I just saw Carney Wilson. And that's when Carney Wilson walked right past me and mouthed, hello. She didn't say it, she just mouthed. Now, if you are a famous singer or an actor and you talk in public, people recognize your voice. She couldn't say hello. She just had to mouth it.

Because then five people, aisles over, would have come running over, screaming, sing, sing, sing. And she would have been like, no, I'm just here to buy yogurt.

Because then five people, aisles over, would have come running over, screaming, sing, sing, sing. And she would have been like, no, I'm just here to buy yogurt.