Javi
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Contact the email, man. Hey, ain't no more hit me on the side. I'm professional this year. You got to talk to my people.
And that way, you can get your event handled the right way. Because like I said, I'm not going to hit you up. I'm not going to respond. So look, no funny business. No funny business.
I used to tell them how to stroke that cane. I used to tell daddy how I cut that cane. Trey!
Un Poco Loco did not vote with us.
You know what we need to low-key work on?
No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that.
By the time y'all see this, I will be back from vacation, but literally, I booked a flight. I'm leaving. I'm going on vacation. I'm going to Brazil for a week, and I'm excited. I'm just... The timing was perfect.
So, I'm going to give my takeaways from a documentary. I have a few things I wanted to take away.
But one thing that broke my heart... was if you notice in a documentary, after everything happened, when she fell out with Kelsey in the court, if you notice, she didn't have any friends around her.
And it made me cry because she started saying that part, if I could write a letter to heaven, you know, and she's like talking to her mom and she's just like, mom, what am I doing?
You might, no, you might get shanked.
Yeah. I think it was a lot for everybody around.
I mean, my mom would... If y'all scroll back far enough, y'all can literally go in 85 South Comments and see my mom in there arguing down.
Yeah. And I know that feeling because I had nothing.
No, it's okay. I'm just trying to finish my thought. And the last... Like I said, the last thing I'll say, then we can wrap this up and move on. Um...
That's what I'm saying. A lot of girls. So 10 years now.
And so you're like, am I doing a good job, though? Like, am I? Because like I said, I don't have that. I don't, you don't, you need that motherly guidance. Yeah. I don't have that motherly guidance.
Like I said, the day you called me and you were like, girl, I'm just checking on you because where you been? I know something going on because you just know me. And you were like, I'm just... Well, I know you.
She was like, and I saw the guy hug you. She talking about Ryan. Because, like, ooh, I don't want to get emotional, but, like, when I ran off the stage, and Ryan just hugged me.
And I'm like, when you run off stage and you're overwhelmed, I needed that hug. And the fact that nobody was there to hug her, it made me so sad. And one thing I can say that I'm grateful for is because I get to do this with you. Oh, God.
No, but it's the truth, though. I had to go on tour.
I'm having breakdowns every day, but I got somebody knocking on my door like, what you need? Yeah. I'm here.
And like I said, I know I keep bringing it back to Meg because I really wanted to talk about this because I hate the way people treat her because y'all don't know how it feels to not have nothing. Yeah. And the fact that she... Well, no.
I had my sister with me. You know, like, obviously, like, you're like, you're not, it's beyond business. It's beyond a friendship. Like, you're like my family. Like, and when I think about that tour and when I think about that whole year, it was such a blur for me. But I think about how I was on the edge and I was there. And I was like, there's no point. I don't have no point.
But I could just like... I could wake up and I could get through the day because, like, I had somebody to pick me up. I had that. I had that community. And I don't have a big community. Still to this day, I don't. I mean, you don't need one.
And, yeah, my heart broke for her.
That's my friend forever, too, because... You were crying, and you were like, I couldn't understand you, and I kept saying, what, Drea? I kept saying, what? And you were... I'm like, what? I'm like, what is going on? I couldn't hear... Like, you just kept... You were saying something, and I'm just like, Drea, please. I said, please just breathe and slow down.
I'm sure I can find a Brazilian Javi. Javi's close to Brazilian anyway. Javier is a Hispanic. It's a Hispanic name?
And you finally, like, got it out, and then you said it. And I said, okay, we don't have to record today. We don't... You said, no, we're still gonna go to the studio. And I'm like, what the actual fuck?
Lady Gaga had... She hit that? She had a sick one. I've never heard that song. Alejandro Woods? No.
When you see a greasy baby... Oh, my God. Every time my sister would come home from work, when we would both be at work, we would come home, and Jackson used to be a little greasy.
That's a good granny. If your granny grease your baby up, they good to go.
It is, and we did say that on the last solo episode that we gonna get in the booth. Like y'all did not.
We love to support a small business now.
Okay, I forgot. And what was the Missy Elliott one?
And, yeah, we have a lot of good stuff cooking up for y'all. And... I love y'all.
So obviously we just talked about this last week, but y'all know we be recording multiple episodes in a day, so we are still in shock.
You know that I want you. You know that I need you. I want your bad romance. I want your loving.
You know that I need you. I want it bad. Your bad romance.
We are still shooketh. We discussed it a little bit on last week's episode, but I am just still upset. So y'all just have to bear with my energy today. I have a lot going on. But good news is by the time y'all see this.
That's what I was going through at that moment. So when people always bring up... Okay. Yeah.
So once my sister heard me crying, she came upstairs and she was like, what did you just do?
That was a little vulgar. What? Shooting in.
Well, I don't know. I think a dude I was dating did that.
Speak for yourself. I've been in the stew before. Do you have a song?
That's crazy. Three people heard the song and two of them dead.
And he was like, that's not funny. I just think that you need to work through these feelings. I was like, hold on, hold on. Speak to my mother. You're no fun.
Because I feel like we just be so uninvolved and in our own little world.
Wait, they don't love you. No, that's a challenge on TikTok right now. Auntie be knowing now.
Um... So what have you been up to? Let's do a catch up first because I have to say something else too. Let's do a catch up. What you been up to?
And I was eating them lamb chops, bitch. And I was shaking that lamb chop.
Probably. My mama used to set that thing up now. My mama used to be outside.
For real though. And they be doing that shit and be running a 13.
I don't know because last time when y'all went to the Jeezy concert, it got real sticky in the field.
And God. Remember that man at night? And God. And God. I used to be like. Yeah. Oh, my God. Why would he do that? That was another one.
We need to start a segment called Capitalism Queens and talk about what people don't need to spend their money on.
And we need to ruin capitalism.
Coffee. That devil trying to come out.
Shake the devil off. Shake him off. I got you. I'm going to sing it out of you every time now.
I love the way you word things. No, I'm serious.
That's a talent. That's why you here.
I'm laughing because I'm just thinking about the men that you've dated.
It's a little longer than that for me.
That's crazy to think about. I mean, damn. I know. You seasoned. That pussy good. That wagyu. It's falling off the bone.
I heard how you two break a nigga off. I'ma break him off real bad.
They know you probably going to leave.
Hold on, because you finna be crazy about me. Mm-hmm. Any?
You ain't ready for this dirt, girl. I know y'all want that dirt. That would be the main one. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Because, yeah, I got bitches blowing me up. You ain't ready for this. You ain't ready for this shit. That'd be the main one. As soon as you set that wag, you want to... Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, hold on. Don't stop. Don't stop. Hold on, I'm about to burst.
Because when I give it to you, I'm going to give it to you.
Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I see you at the crossroads. So you eat my coochie. That's how I felt. I felt like my soul was leaving my body.
We finna wrap this the fuck up.
Yeah, don't worry. We shouldn't get it done.
You don't got to emphasize it on him. You don't got to emphasize that.
But when that booty twisted extra hard, I was like, ooh, she mad as fuck, bitch. Who done did it now?
You ready, Dre? We finna hit that hoe. You remember how she did it? Yeah. Here we go.
Period. Hit it, hoe. Hit that hoe. I said hit it, hoe. Hey. Hey. Look them knees, look them knees, they work. That's all right, that's all right, them goodies. She got them goodies. Period! Now that was a karaoke for that ass.