Podcast Appearances
Like, Veterans Day, like, stuff like that, that's considered a holiday over there as well.
um so there was a holiday coming up now i can't remember which holiday it was but she was going to have a long weekend from work and we've been talking about six months at this point and i said look um if you'll i'll cover half your plane ticket if you if you fly here okay i didn't get my mom involved it was so So she agrees. So as I'm on video chat with her, I grab the phone.
um so there was a holiday coming up now i can't remember which holiday it was but she was going to have a long weekend from work and we've been talking about six months at this point and i said look um if you'll i'll cover half your plane ticket if you if you fly here okay i didn't get my mom involved it was so So she agrees. So as I'm on video chat with her, I grab the phone.
um so there was a holiday coming up now i can't remember which holiday it was but she was going to have a long weekend from work and we've been talking about six months at this point and i said look um if you'll i'll cover half your plane ticket if you if you fly here okay i didn't get my mom involved it was so So she agrees. So as I'm on video chat with her, I grab the phone.
We call fucking Delta. Book her a plane ticket. It was like $300. No, no, no. Scratch that. That was the rental car. It was like all together it was like $1,200 or something like that. Because that's a far flight, dude. You know what I mean? Round trip. And I agreed to pay for half of it. And she would cover the rental car. Because I had no car. She knew that. You know?
We call fucking Delta. Book her a plane ticket. It was like $300. No, no, no. Scratch that. That was the rental car. It was like all together it was like $1,200 or something like that. Because that's a far flight, dude. You know what I mean? Round trip. And I agreed to pay for half of it. And she would cover the rental car. Because I had no car. She knew that. You know?
We call fucking Delta. Book her a plane ticket. It was like $300. No, no, no. Scratch that. That was the rental car. It was like all together it was like $1,200 or something like that. Because that's a far flight, dude. You know what I mean? Round trip. And I agreed to pay for half of it. And she would cover the rental car. Because I had no car. She knew that. You know?
So... So we plan all this out. And the day that she's supposed to fly out, like I'm trying to call her and she's not picking up the phone. And I thought, oh shit, she bailed. You know what I mean? Finally, she picks up the phone. And I did find out later on that she was considering not coming. You know, she was nervous, afraid, whatever. So...
So... So we plan all this out. And the day that she's supposed to fly out, like I'm trying to call her and she's not picking up the phone. And I thought, oh shit, she bailed. You know what I mean? Finally, she picks up the phone. And I did find out later on that she was considering not coming. You know, she was nervous, afraid, whatever. So...
So... So we plan all this out. And the day that she's supposed to fly out, like I'm trying to call her and she's not picking up the phone. And I thought, oh shit, she bailed. You know what I mean? Finally, she picks up the phone. And I did find out later on that she was considering not coming. You know, she was nervous, afraid, whatever. So...
But we had been talking back and forth on video chat, almost like you were dating someone. We had talked about maybe, like, I was thinking about maybe moving to Mexico. Like, crazy shit. Because I had nothing else going on in life. I didn't give a fuck. And I had no passport, obviously, because I'm still a felon at this point back then.
But we had been talking back and forth on video chat, almost like you were dating someone. We had talked about maybe, like, I was thinking about maybe moving to Mexico. Like, crazy shit. Because I had nothing else going on in life. I didn't give a fuck. And I had no passport, obviously, because I'm still a felon at this point back then.
But we had been talking back and forth on video chat, almost like you were dating someone. We had talked about maybe, like, I was thinking about maybe moving to Mexico. Like, crazy shit. Because I had nothing else going on in life. I didn't give a fuck. And I had no passport, obviously, because I'm still a felon at this point back then.
But, you know, you can cross into Mexico, but I just couldn't come back because I had no passport. Yeah, but they're going to let you back, you remember. Well, yeah, yeah. But, so... The day comes, I'd have my mom take me to fucking Columbus International Airport because I had no way to get there, right? And we're going to rent a car from the airport once I got there.
But, you know, you can cross into Mexico, but I just couldn't come back because I had no passport. Yeah, but they're going to let you back, you remember. Well, yeah, yeah. But, so... The day comes, I'd have my mom take me to fucking Columbus International Airport because I had no way to get there, right? And we're going to rent a car from the airport once I got there.
But, you know, you can cross into Mexico, but I just couldn't come back because I had no passport. Yeah, but they're going to let you back, you remember. Well, yeah, yeah. But, so... The day comes, I'd have my mom take me to fucking Columbus International Airport because I had no way to get there, right? And we're going to rent a car from the airport once I got there.
So all this anticipation, all this shit, right? She had seen me live and in color for months on video chat. It's not like I was a stranger. She didn't know what I looked like. So fly up there that day. I go to the terminal. I watch the whole fucking plane unload. Nope. And I'm like, so I call her cell phone. She picks it up. I'm like, I'm standing here at the terminal. Where are you?
So all this anticipation, all this shit, right? She had seen me live and in color for months on video chat. It's not like I was a stranger. She didn't know what I looked like. So fly up there that day. I go to the terminal. I watch the whole fucking plane unload. Nope. And I'm like, so I call her cell phone. She picks it up. I'm like, I'm standing here at the terminal. Where are you?
So all this anticipation, all this shit, right? She had seen me live and in color for months on video chat. It's not like I was a stranger. She didn't know what I looked like. So fly up there that day. I go to the terminal. I watch the whole fucking plane unload. Nope. And I'm like, so I call her cell phone. She picks it up. I'm like, I'm standing here at the terminal. Where are you?
Oh, I already got off the plane. She had gotten off before I even got there. She's like, I'm at Enterprise Rental Car down blah, blah, blah at the end of the fucking thing. So I haul us back through the fucking airport down to Enterprise Rental Car. Turn the corner. How'd you miss her? I don't know. She must have gotten off like right before I'd gotten there.