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Oh, I already got off the plane. She had gotten off before I even got there. She's like, I'm at Enterprise Rental Car down blah, blah, blah at the end of the fucking thing. So I haul us back through the fucking airport down to Enterprise Rental Car. Turn the corner. How'd you miss her? I don't know. She must have gotten off like right before I'd gotten there.
Oh, I already got off the plane. She had gotten off before I even got there. She's like, I'm at Enterprise Rental Car down blah, blah, blah at the end of the fucking thing. So I haul us back through the fucking airport down to Enterprise Rental Car. Turn the corner. How'd you miss her? I don't know. She must have gotten off like right before I'd gotten there.
And I just, through all the crowd of people, walked past her and didn't see her. Like I said, she was five foot tall. You know what I mean? Like short little small thing. So I'd bust ass back through the airport.
And I just, through all the crowd of people, walked past her and didn't see her. Like I said, she was five foot tall. You know what I mean? Like short little small thing. So I'd bust ass back through the airport.
And I just, through all the crowd of people, walked past her and didn't see her. Like I said, she was five foot tall. You know what I mean? Like short little small thing. So I'd bust ass back through the airport.
get down to where enterprise is and was all like surrounded by glass you know i turned the corner look through the fucking thing and there she is standing at the fucking counter at enterprise she sees me i see her i'm like you know run inside give each other a big fucking hug she's got a uh all she brought with her was a backpack she brought me authentic mexican homemade fucking tortillas from mexico in a backpack flew with them i always thought that was kind of cool
get down to where enterprise is and was all like surrounded by glass you know i turned the corner look through the fucking thing and there she is standing at the fucking counter at enterprise she sees me i see her i'm like you know run inside give each other a big fucking hug she's got a uh all she brought with her was a backpack she brought me authentic mexican homemade fucking tortillas from mexico in a backpack flew with them i always thought that was kind of cool
get down to where enterprise is and was all like surrounded by glass you know i turned the corner look through the fucking thing and there she is standing at the fucking counter at enterprise she sees me i see her i'm like you know run inside give each other a big fucking hug she's got a uh all she brought with her was a backpack she brought me authentic mexican homemade fucking tortillas from mexico in a backpack flew with them i always thought that was kind of cool
But here's the shitty part. So my mom sees that, yes, the girl actually... My mom stayed this whole time to make sure that I had a... Yes, and that I had a way to get home because we were going to rent a car. So if my mom would have just left, I'd have been stuck at the fucking airport if this girl didn't show up. You know what I mean? Because at the time, I didn't even have a driver's license.
But here's the shitty part. So my mom sees that, yes, the girl actually... My mom stayed this whole time to make sure that I had a... Yes, and that I had a way to get home because we were going to rent a car. So if my mom would have just left, I'd have been stuck at the fucking airport if this girl didn't show up. You know what I mean? Because at the time, I didn't even have a driver's license.
But here's the shitty part. So my mom sees that, yes, the girl actually... My mom stayed this whole time to make sure that I had a... Yes, and that I had a way to get home because we were going to rent a car. So if my mom would have just left, I'd have been stuck at the fucking airport if this girl didn't show up. You know what I mean? Because at the time, I didn't even have a driver's license.
Yeah, so I couldn't rent a car. I couldn't anything. So... Why don't we have a driver's license? Because I just had an ID. My license had gotten suspended for driving under suspension. And, like, just I never got it reinstated. And basically just a lunatic? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I couldn't rent a car. I couldn't anything. So... Why don't we have a driver's license? Because I just had an ID. My license had gotten suspended for driving under suspension. And, like, just I never got it reinstated. And basically just a lunatic? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I couldn't rent a car. I couldn't anything. So... Why don't we have a driver's license? Because I just had an ID. My license had gotten suspended for driving under suspension. And, like, just I never got it reinstated. And basically just a lunatic? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, like, I had had, um, you could still go online, you, personally, and look up a lot of, I've got a, if you try to pull up my traffic violation thing online, like, computer banks at fucking NASA light up. Like, it's, they'll just print pages of stop sign and speeding and fucking whatever, dude. I've had a fuck ton of driving error suspensions and all kinds of shit. Crazy. So what happened?
I mean, like, I had had, um, you could still go online, you, personally, and look up a lot of, I've got a, if you try to pull up my traffic violation thing online, like, computer banks at fucking NASA light up. Like, it's, they'll just print pages of stop sign and speeding and fucking whatever, dude. I've had a fuck ton of driving error suspensions and all kinds of shit. Crazy. So what happened?
I mean, like, I had had, um, you could still go online, you, personally, and look up a lot of, I've got a, if you try to pull up my traffic violation thing online, like, computer banks at fucking NASA light up. Like, it's, they'll just print pages of stop sign and speeding and fucking whatever, dude. I've had a fuck ton of driving error suspensions and all kinds of shit. Crazy. So what happened?
The girl. Okay. So we get everything done at Enterprise. We go to go outside, and we're standing there. And I've been waiting months to see this girl in person, right? And we talked about dating, all this stuff. So as we're standing there waiting for the guys from Enterprise to bring the car up, we'd rented like a Dodge Charger, I think it was, or something. No, it was a Camry.
The girl. Okay. So we get everything done at Enterprise. We go to go outside, and we're standing there. And I've been waiting months to see this girl in person, right? And we talked about dating, all this stuff. So as we're standing there waiting for the guys from Enterprise to bring the car up, we'd rented like a Dodge Charger, I think it was, or something. No, it was a Camry.
The girl. Okay. So we get everything done at Enterprise. We go to go outside, and we're standing there. And I've been waiting months to see this girl in person, right? And we talked about dating, all this stuff. So as we're standing there waiting for the guys from Enterprise to bring the car up, we'd rented like a Dodge Charger, I think it was, or something. No, it was a Camry.