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I was excited to see her, so I hugged her again, and I leaned in to kiss her. And she pushes me away and goes, whoa, whoa. And I thought... Oh, okay. And I'm like, well, that's kind of weird. And I thought, well, she's been on an airplane all night long. Like she hadn't brushed her teeth. Maybe that's, maybe she's worried about that or something. You know, I don't know.
I was excited to see her, so I hugged her again, and I leaned in to kiss her. And she pushes me away and goes, whoa, whoa. And I thought... Oh, okay. And I'm like, well, that's kind of weird. And I thought, well, she's been on an airplane all night long. Like she hadn't brushed her teeth. Maybe that's, maybe she's worried about that or something. You know, I don't know.
I was excited to see her, so I hugged her again, and I leaned in to kiss her. And she pushes me away and goes, whoa, whoa. And I thought... Oh, okay. And I'm like, well, that's kind of weird. And I thought, well, she's been on an airplane all night long. Like she hadn't brushed her teeth. Maybe that's, maybe she's worried about that or something. You know, I don't know.
So we get in the car, we leave there, we go to Bob Evans restaurant to eat because she was hungry on the way home. And she's going to stay at my house, obviously with me over the weekend and then go back to the airport and, you know, whatever, fly home. So we get to my house first day. We go eat. We're talking back and forth. At this point, I'm still thinking everything's okay.
So we get in the car, we leave there, we go to Bob Evans restaurant to eat because she was hungry on the way home. And she's going to stay at my house, obviously with me over the weekend and then go back to the airport and, you know, whatever, fly home. So we get to my house first day. We go eat. We're talking back and forth. At this point, I'm still thinking everything's okay.
So we get in the car, we leave there, we go to Bob Evans restaurant to eat because she was hungry on the way home. And she's going to stay at my house, obviously with me over the weekend and then go back to the airport and, you know, whatever, fly home. So we get to my house first day. We go eat. We're talking back and forth. At this point, I'm still thinking everything's okay.
We go to my house, get inside. And again, like I'm kind of getting her settled, show her the bedroom, all this stuff. You know, we decided we were going to kind of take a nap. So I kind of get everything together. She'd been up all night flying. So we get ready to go back there and lay down and take a nap.
We go to my house, get inside. And again, like I'm kind of getting her settled, show her the bedroom, all this stuff. You know, we decided we were going to kind of take a nap. So I kind of get everything together. She'd been up all night flying. So we get ready to go back there and lay down and take a nap.
We go to my house, get inside. And again, like I'm kind of getting her settled, show her the bedroom, all this stuff. You know, we decided we were going to kind of take a nap. So I kind of get everything together. She'd been up all night flying. So we get ready to go back there and lay down and take a nap.
And again, I tried to kiss her again and she stops me again and she goes, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, excuse me? And she's like, yeah, she's like, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, Well, how would you know? I'm like, well, you flew all the way here. Like, what the fuck? And she's like, you know, I just know myself. And I just, I know myself.
And again, I tried to kiss her again and she stops me again and she goes, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, excuse me? And she's like, yeah, she's like, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, Well, how would you know? I'm like, well, you flew all the way here. Like, what the fuck? And she's like, you know, I just know myself. And I just, I know myself.
And again, I tried to kiss her again and she stops me again and she goes, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, excuse me? And she's like, yeah, she's like, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, Well, how would you know? I'm like, well, you flew all the way here. Like, what the fuck? And she's like, you know, I just know myself. And I just, I know myself.
And you can picture this in a Mexican accent. And she's like, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, I'm fucking pissed. Because I'm like, I paid half this plane ticket. Like, I thought I was going to get laid, bro. Like, what are you doing? I understand. You fucking twat. Like, what are you doing? So... You know, like I'm so goddamn mad. And she's like, well, we could even have sex.
And you can picture this in a Mexican accent. And she's like, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, I'm fucking pissed. Because I'm like, I paid half this plane ticket. Like, I thought I was going to get laid, bro. Like, what are you doing? I understand. You fucking twat. Like, what are you doing? So... You know, like I'm so goddamn mad. And she's like, well, we could even have sex.
And you can picture this in a Mexican accent. And she's like, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, I'm fucking pissed. Because I'm like, I paid half this plane ticket. Like, I thought I was going to get laid, bro. Like, what are you doing? I understand. You fucking twat. Like, what are you doing? So... You know, like I'm so goddamn mad. And she's like, well, we could even have sex.
She's like, if you want, but I know that I'm not, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, I didn't know what to fucking do. Like I was so upset, dude. And so I kind of just left her taking that by herself. I did not go to sleep. I went out, called my mom, like, I'm upset, I'm talking to her. The more upset I got, the more anger I got, the more anger I got. I was like, okay, I'm not doing this.
She's like, if you want, but I know that I'm not, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, I didn't know what to fucking do. Like I was so upset, dude. And so I kind of just left her taking that by herself. I did not go to sleep. I went out, called my mom, like, I'm upset, I'm talking to her. The more upset I got, the more anger I got, the more anger I got. I was like, okay, I'm not doing this.
She's like, if you want, but I know that I'm not, I just don't feel anything. And I'm like, I didn't know what to fucking do. Like I was so upset, dude. And so I kind of just left her taking that by herself. I did not go to sleep. I went out, called my mom, like, I'm upset, I'm talking to her. The more upset I got, the more anger I got, the more anger I got. I was like, okay, I'm not doing this.
She wakes up from a nap, and I said, well, you know, I thought about what you said, and I just can't do this either. You need to go. And she kind of just looked at me. Now, she had bought a book from the airport, something to read, right? Like a novel, some thick thing from the bookstore. Okay, that will become relevant in a minute. So I'm like, you just need to go. I said, I can't do this.
She wakes up from a nap, and I said, well, you know, I thought about what you said, and I just can't do this either. You need to go. And she kind of just looked at me. Now, she had bought a book from the airport, something to read, right? Like a novel, some thick thing from the bookstore. Okay, that will become relevant in a minute. So I'm like, you just need to go. I said, I can't do this.